There is absolutely no way I could get a pee-stream started in there. This is an old installation piece in London by artist Monica Bonvicini called 'Don't Miss A Sec'. It featuring a public restroom in the middle of a busy sidewalk that's constructed entirely of 1-way mirrors... / Continue →

I don't know if there's too much iron in your diet or what but that dude looks RUSTY. This is a picture of a toilet with urine in it shaped like Iron Man's face. It won top prize in a recent Taiwanese art show, which makes sense. Get it? Because going pee is #1. You hear t... / Continue →

This is a motorbike powered entirely by waste. Like, THE RIDER'S. That's nasty. The turd trike was created by Japanese crapper manufacturer TOTO (doodoo in Japanese) to bring awareness to their pledge to cut CO2 emissions in half by 2017. Me? I've pledged to cut my methan... / Continue →

Bill Gates, having decided computers have run their course or whatever, has decided to focus his efforts on reinventing the toilet to aid the some 2.6 BILLION PEOPLE IN THE WORLD with no reliable source of sanitary shitter. Wow, that actually does sound pretty noble. Granted ... / Continue →

This Japanese Emergency toilet may look like a man squatting in a trash bag in front of other people, but that's just because that's exactly what's happening. But -- BUT -- inside that privacy bag (which should also come with a masquerade mask IMHO) is another, smaller bag con... / Continue →

I dunno, MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP WIPING YOUR ASS WITH IT. Why in the hell toilet seats are the litmus test for how dirty something else is is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with dingleberries. Which, fun fact: are actually considered the grossest of all berries... / Continue →

This is a $279 carbon fiber toilet seat. If you actually need a carbon fiber toilet seat I'd go ahead and add "shed some serious lb's" to your list of new year's resolutions. Of course, if you just want one because you're rich and already have everything else, I can and will... / Continue →

Told you they were shit-eaters! Want a toilet paper dispenser that looks like a friendly robot? That was a trick question, there's no such thing as a friendly robot. Per Google translation of the German product site: The coolest toilet paper holder at all! Sauerkraut! Ger... / Continue →

Does this mean I get to use the ladies room? Too late -- I already have been! Sometimes Cyclops does too on accident. It just smells better plus there are never turds on the floor. *ahem* I'm looking at you, Beast! X-Men Bathroom [buzzfeed] Thanks to maggie, who has neve... / Continue →

That's right folks, Kimberly-Clark (the makers of Scott brand) are about to drop a bomb #2 on the toilet paper world next week with the introduction of cardboard tube-free rolls. Manufacturing magic! Sadly, no word on how this will effect a roll's ability to be thrown over t... / Continue →