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  • December 9, 2014
    These are the 5-pound gummi skulls designed and sold by Vat19 (of disgustingly large 26-pound gummi bear and python fame) and Firebox. The $40-55 skulls comes in blue raspberry, grape, and red cherry, pack over 7,000 calories, and more than enough sugar to give your children's... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the Giant Ice Cream Scoop available from Hammacher Schlemmer. It costs $60 *spit-takes rainbow sprinkles* and scoops out a whole pint. Alternatively, buy Ben & Jerry's. That's what I do. I don't even need a spoon, I just peel back the paper as I eat my way down. Do... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2014
    This is the Zing Double Down King, a wonderfully named sandwich from KFC South Korea that features not only bacon like the Double Down available here in the U.S., but a burger patty as well. Meaning it includes all three major carnivorous food groups: chicken, beef and pork. ... / Continue →
  • October 22, 2014
    When it comes to ice or candy, I'll choose candy every time, even if I'm dying of heat stroke. At least I died chewing sugar. This is a portrait-mode video of Youtuber Deric Peace demonstrating how well an automatic ice dispenser works at dispensing candy. SPOILER: it works ... / Continue →
  • September 19, 2014
    To celebrate their new donut delivery services (WAIT -- WHAT?!) in the U.K. (dammit!) Krispy Kreme baked up a special double hundred dozen box of their original glazed donuts. That's 2,400 donuts. And apparently one lucky company is going to win all these donuts, although hop... / Continue →
  • September 15, 2014
    After a successful fan campaign to bring the drink back (hey, everybody uses their spare time in different ways -- some just more meaningfully than others), Coca-Cola has just announced it's bring SURGE soda back to market. *glug glug glug, shivers* Oh yeah, I can already fee... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2014
    This is the Supersize Bed designed and built by Cecilia Carey and Harry Parr. It looks suspiciously like a giant pack of McDonald's fries. All the fries are actually removable pillows though, so you and a sleepover friend can use them to try to beat each other off the bed lik... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2014
    This is the Instructable created by Danger Is My Middle name (mine's Dickdragon) for how to make your own Unicorn Barf dessert treats. They're basically Rice Krispy treats made with those hard cereal marshmallows instead of crispies. Plus they can probably double as unicorn t... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2014
    This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed soda box display at some grocery store somewhere. You know, sometimes I wish I'd pursued a career in soda box displays. People would travel from all over the state to see my latest creations, just like in Charlotte's Web. "That'... / Continue →
  • October 17, 2013
    In news that shouldn't surprise anybody who has an OREO gut but not a drug problem, scientists at Connecticut College have determined high fat and sugar foods like OREOs stimulate the brain in the same way drugs do -- deliciously. Well, at least in rats. And if you don't thin... / Continue →