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  • Well That's Just Some Sad Sex: New Study Suggests Average Sex Act Only Burns Around 21 Calories
    February 1, 2013
    Bad news -- we're out of strawberries and whipped cream. In news I refuse to believe, a recent study from the University of Alabama at Birmingham (go Dragons!) suggests that the average sex act only burns 21-calories. Of course, the average sex act in Alabama is 30-seconds of... / Continue →
  • Little Debbie Fills Twinkie Void With Cloud Cakes
    January 2, 2013
    As I'm sure you all heartbreakingly recall, Hostess went out of business, taking Twinkies with them. So what's an overweight glutton to do for their prepackaged sponge-cake fix? Enter Little Debbie's Cloud Cakes, a Twinkie knockoff ready to fill the market (and your mouth!) w... / Continue →
  • Damn Yeah, Diabetes!: The 26-Pound Gummi Python
    November 8, 2012
    Whoa, is this a penis? Because who doesn't want to stare diabetes right in the eyes and tell it, "I give up, just take me," Vat19 is selling these 26.9-pound, 36,720 calorie Party Pythons. They're almost eight feet long, cost $150, and come in red cherry/blue raspberry and bl... / Continue →
  • World's Largest Cheeseburger Weighs A Literal Ton
    September 5, 2012
    The Black Bear Casino Resort in Minnesota recently broke the world record for largest burger with this 2,014-pound, 10-foot round bacon cheeseburger. My God what I'd give to jump in that thing and swim around in it like Scrooge McDuck in his money. Obviously, it is NOT a chee... / Continue →
  • Deadly Deliciousness: The 100% Ground Bacon Burger
    July 9, 2012
    This is a hamburger made from 100% ground bacon. If you think about it, it's actually more of a hamburger than a regular burger because it's actually made from pig. Not unlike pork-chop sandwiches (links to G.I. Joe PSA, NSFW for language). My God, did that smell good. South... / Continue →
  • Get Back Inside!: KFC's Burger With Cheese On Top
    June 27, 2012
    This is the 'Streetwise' Cheese Top Burger from KFC in the Philippines. It has a slice of melted cheese on the top of the bun, making it the LEAST 'streetwise' burger I've ever seen. Jesus, the only streetdumber sandwich would be one with ALL the condiments on the outside. No... / Continue →
  • Cupcakewurst: Grillable Cupcakes In Sausage Casings
    May 18, 2012
    Why it took so long for somebody to finally combine cupcakes and sausages is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with a lot of people calling themselves foodies but not really being foodies. People always like to lie about themselves to sound more interesting. Me?... / Continue →
  • Disgusting: Mummy Made From Ground-Up McDonald's
    April 25, 2012
    This is a mummy made by artist BenEverywhere from $200 of ground-up McDonald's burgers and some resin to hold it all together. It's supposed to make a statement about how McDonald's food is barely even food anymore and lasts forever because it's so chock-full of additives. Th... / Continue →
  • World's Largest McDonalds Built For London Olympics
    April 23, 2012
    The world's largest McDonald's restaurant is being for the London Olympics this summer, with a seating capacity of over 1,500. No word if McDonald's thought 'build the largest restaurant' was going to be a medal event this year. With 1,500 seats and spanning about half the le... / Continue →
  • This Is Why You're Fat: Pizza Hut's Hotdog-Stuffed Crust
    April 9, 2012
    Because people are living too long and the queue at the pearly gates is too short, Pizza Hut has introduced a new pizza crust stuffed with hotdogs. Unfortunately, it's currently only available at Pizza Huts in the UK, probably in a bid to plump up Europeans to US proportions. ... / Continue →