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  • April 22, 2011
    Lunch Bugs are sandwich bags with bugs printed on them to help deter lunch theft. They're basically a variation of the already-existing mold-bags and will run you $7 for a 24-pack. That makes them almost $0.30 apiece, which is a little steep for a bag (I pay $0.99 for snack p... / Continue →
  • February 2, 2011
    Apparently Microsoft's search engine Bing has been stealing search results from Google and Google recently ran a sting operation to prove it. DAMN -- BUSTED, GATES! (Sorry, but we're all gonna have to hop the fence). Google first smelled a rat when misspelled searches on B... / Continue →
  • October 18, 2010
    A man recently had his laptop stolen in Sweden, only to have a zip-drive mailed to his residence a week later that contained all his files and personal data from the machine. Sounds like some serious Robin Hood shit if you ask me. You know, honor amongst thieves. No? That's... / Continue →
  • October 15, 2010
    A $20K iPhone case? Pfft, what are we, peasants? A $2.5 million one? Please, I've wiped with nicer cell phone cases just because I didn't feel like waddling out to the hall closet for more TP. The world's most expensive phone with a total construction cost of £5 million ... / Continue →
  • August 27, 2010
    Some moron decided it would be a good idea to attempt stealing holy gas from a church van. Only problem is, Jesus wasn't having it. BURN HEATHEN, BUUUUURN! Blake King, 24, was reported in stable condition Wednesday in Vanderbilt University Hospital's Burn Center. Evansvill... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    This is a video of Batman swooping down out of nowhere to abscond with some poor bastard's tacos right at the moment of drive-thru window handoff. The Caped Crusader reduced to taco theft, I never thought I'd see the day. Coming out of the closet with Robin sure, but stealin... / Continue →
  • May 27, 2010
    Roger Ritter is a man. A man who saw two other men diddling each in a bathroom stall stealing iPhones from a Gresham, Oregon AT&T store. So what did he do? He went vigilante justice on their asses. And failed. "I'm not a cowboy, I'm not a hero. I was just doing what I alwa... / Continue →
  • December 16, 2009
    I can never see the word "balaclava" without thinking baklava, which is totally different but infinitely more delicious and arguably my favorite dessert. Now I know what you're thinking, "but GW, I don't care what your favorite dessert is". But you know what? It's too f***in... / Continue →
  • December 8, 2009
    FOR THE LAST TIME, IT WASN'T ME. I've already been contacted by the authorities and while I may have had some interest in one of the human-operated dinos, I wouldn't be caught dead stealing a ROBOTIC model. I just couldn't do it. Literally, no boner. Staff noticed the 1.5m ... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2009
    This is part of a cheat-sheet (worthwhile full version HERE) you're supposed to hang up in your time machine so you can steal everyone's credit for discoveries and inventions of the past. Smaaaart. I definitely just printed one out and taped it to the dash of my time travelin... / Continue →