Martin Reisch was allowed to cross the US border from Canada after forgetting his passport because he just so happened to have a picture of it on his iPad. What the -- who the f*** 'just so happens' to have a picture of their passport on their iPad?! Terrorists -- that's who.... / Continue →

So you know how a SEAL team raided Bin Laden's hideout and killed him? I know, I just heard about it too. Also, that there was a specially trained dog on the raid team. Yes, seriously. Anyway, I would have taken him alive. Crippled as a one-legged spider, but alive. But e... / Continue →

This is a video of a guy sealing a Kahlua bottle (The Dude -- is that you?!), putting it in a microwave, CLAMPING THE DOOR OF THE MICROWAVE SHUT SO IT DOESN'T BLOW OFF SO EASY, and setting the microwave's timer to 'total f***ing destruction'. Admittedly, it did a lot more dama... / Continue →

I know it may look like a homemade Fruit by the Foot fort, but those are actually strings of firecrackers. 320,000 crackers to be precise. And this is a video of them being detonated as a memorial service to a deceased family member while neighbors drive by calling the police... / Continue →

"Wow, that firework sounded close!" An aspiring Russian suicide (you'll never make pro!) bomber, believed to be operating with the same jerkoffs that blew up part of the Moscow airport earlier this week, was blown up prematurely on New Years Eve after receiving a text from her... / Continue →

"Wow, that firework sounded close!" An aspiring Russian suicide (you'll never make pro!) bomber, believed to be operating with the same jerkoffs that blew up part of the Moscow airport earlier this week, was blown up prematurely on New Years Eve after receiving a text from her... / Continue →

Apparently a Chinese man successfully boarded a flight from Hong Kong to Canada wearing a mask that made him look like an old-ass white guy. Mid-flight dude decided to take the mask off in the bathroom, which landed him in the hands of Border Service Officers upon the plane's ... / Continue →

Remember the jackass that tried exploding his little terrorist genitals onboard Northwest Flight 253 over Christmas? Well the BBC set out to investigate exactly what kind of damage a crotchful of PETN could actually do to a flying jetliner. The BBC did a test on an old deco... / Continue →

Damn yeah two food related posts in a row. HUNGER CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN! Know what I'm sayin'? Jesus, I hope somebody does. Just one person even. I'm so tired of feeling alone. Anyway, a $39 terrorist teapot: the queen would not approve. Think teapots are outdated and belon... / Continue →

This is a picture of the World Trade Center after the terrorist attacks of September 11, 2001, taken by current commander of the International Space Station at the time, Frank Culbertson. Damn, has it really been eight years? Remember. The World Trade Center Terrorist Attac... / Continue →