This is an artist's recreation of Helicoprion, a 270-million year old shark that roamed the ocean preying on other marine life WITH ITS FULL 360-DEGREE SPIRAL BUZZSAW OF TEETH. Now? Now it's extinct except for in our nightmares starting tonight. "When the animal closed its... / Continue →

Two teeth-related posts in a row -- what are the chances?! Plus if you count the burn-healing oral strips article, that makes THREE mouth posts in 24 hours. The American Dental Association should give me an honorary membership! "Settle for a sticker and toothbrush?" DONE. ... / Continue →

Because people are SICK and TWISTED, here's a pair of shoes that have 1,050 denture teeth embedded in the soles. Can you imagine the sound they must make walking on pavement? Not a good one. That said, I just made a pair with teeth I stole from the dentist because the hygien... / Continue →

Picture related: worst f***ing nightmare. 45-year-old Marek Olszewski went to visit his dentist ex for a procedure just a couple days after breaking up with her FOR ANOTHER WOMAN and, in a move that proves hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, she put him under and yanked EV... / Continue →

Seen here trying to swallow a dildo, the t-rex allegedly had the strongest bite of any species in the history of earth. Me? I had the strongest underbite until I got braces. "HAHA -- brace face!" That was a long time ago, I don't have them anymore. "Then what's that?" IT'... / Continue →

WARNING: Contains pirate language and potential spoilers for the Dark Brotherhood quests. This is an artistically shot video of somebody's grandma playing Skyrim and swearing her face off (easy does it, granny -- one more f-bomb and that face is GONE). She...might be a witch.... / Continue →

This is a video of a kid in a sleeveless t-shirt extracting one of his own teeth with a Nerf bow & arrow. He...is way tougher than I was at his age. He asks his dad if it's gonna hurt, his dad tells him he doesn't know, and then the kid blasts his tooth across the room withou... / Continue →

Because Japan is literally millennia ahead in the realm of WTF'ery, dentists in the country are now offering 'Yaeba' cosmetic treatments, a dental procedure that makes a girl's teeth appear wonky and (obviously) more desirable. But how do they feel about lazy eyes? Yaeba mean... / Continue →

Honey, I'm sorry, but I don't even feel comfortable making love with those bottoms in the same room as me. Created by Pale Horse Design and sold by Iron Fist Clothing each matched bikini set ($30) is sure to shrink any man's turtle at the beach even smaller than it already is ... / Continue →

Seen here beckoning your wiener to an untimely dismemberment, robotic dental patient Showa Hanako 2 (Showa Hanako 1 here) opens wide for the camera. Now quick -- toss a stick of dynamite in there and duck behind the x-ray shield! ...this humanoid was originally developed last... / Continue →