Note: Worthwhile 4-minute news report after the jump. Proving that even confused teenagers that have convinced themselves they're part wolf can apply thick black eyeliner, "Deikitsen Wolfram Lupus" (Sad Confused Wolf) dresses as a wolf to get attention and hangs out with a gro... / Continue →

You can't see the Geekologie kid because he's hovering above the rest with a f***ing jetpack on. That's my boy! If Internet Sites Were Teenagers [buzzfeed]... / Continue →

To celebrate how much New Moon sucked the proverbial shimmering wang, here's a trailer for Three Wolf Moon, which, at least based on this video, might actually be worth watching. That said, I did go see New Moon this weekend BUT ONLY TO MAKE A BOOTLEG. Line starts by the gara... / Continue →

A group of teens hanging out by a lake in Panama saw the elusive Gollum climbing out of his cave and did what any respectable youths would do: beat it to death with sticks. According to reports in Panama, the teenagers spotted the creature crawling out of a cave while playing ... / Continue →

I thought it would be more. Waaaay more. That equates to 87 hours a year spent surfing for porn. A further hour and 35 minutes is spent looking at dieting and weight loss websites. The poll revealed teenagers spend at least three hours and 10 minutes a week researching to... / Continue →

New York company BrickHouse Security wants to help you end your marriage/kick your kids out of the house. How you ask? By selling you a $150 SIM card reader that can read deleted text messages. "Have you ever wished you can spy on your wife, husband, teens or colleague's p... / Continue →