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  • Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Twist-Tie Sculptures
    May 6, 2013
    These are the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles sculptures made entirely out of colored twist-ties by DeviantARTist justjake54. Leonardo and Raphael and Michelangelo are all looking in top shape, but Donatello, I'm not sure what happened to him. Plus I thought he was holding a pre... / Continue →
  • Ninja Turtle Cosplay On The Cheap (VERY Cheap)
    April 25, 2013
    These is a group of human wrecks cosplaying as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, presumably by wrapping themselves in -- what the hell is that, colored packing tape? I'm pretty sure Michelangelo is a dude, I think the middle two are chicks, and Donatello is a tossup. Knowing ... / Continue →
  • Count Me In: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pets
    March 4, 2013
    Because somebody out there really has a solid concept of what kids want, this is a new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Chia Pet. I'm not sure which particular turtle it's supposed to be, but you I guess you can paint his mask whatever color you want. I'm gonna paint mine yellow a... / Continue →
  • GOOD JOB: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle Krang Cosplay
    January 15, 2013
    This is the very impressive Krang in his mechanical suit outfit made by theRPF user TVsRobLowe for a Halloween costume contest. I really think he captured the lifelessness of Krang's android body perfectly. Also, I have a pair of big red underwear just like those. "Who cares... / Continue →
  • Ninja Turtle Krang Android Body Made Out Of LEGO
    December 18, 2012
    This is Krang's android body made entirely out of little modular plastic blocks by LEGO builder Bruce Lowell because the company foolishly didn't make an ACTUAL Krang android body playset. What the hell, LEGO? Of course they also didn't approve my LEGO dildo playset either be... / Continue →
  • Shots Of All The Upcoming Ninja Turtle LEGO Sets
    November 9, 2012
    These are shots of all the currently planned Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle LEGO playsets. Both the box art, and a shot of a completely assembled set. I...will probably be buying a few (buying = putting on my Christmas list). I especially like the Krang and Michelangelo set. M... / Continue →
  • Krang Carved Out Of A Watermelon Inside A Pumpkin
    October 30, 2012
    This is Krang from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles carved out of a watermelon inside a pumpkin by artist Mike V. As you can see, he did an amazing job and clearly has the skills to pay the bills. Cover my electricity this month? Hit the jump for another angle and the concep... / Continue →
  • BREAKING: Real Ninja Turtle LEGO Sets Are Coming
    October 11, 2012
    I hate to have two LEGO related posts only separated by a single other article, but you know what they say: when life hands you lemons, you squeeze that shit into a fresh cut and EMBRACE THE PAIN. So officially licensed LEGO Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle sets are coming out next... / Continue →
  • You've Gotta Be F***ing Kidding Me: New Ninja Turtles Cartoon Replaces 'Cowabunga' With 'Booyakasha' :(
    October 1, 2012
    In stupid idiot news, the Nickelodeon reboot of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has decided to replace the turtles' traditional "cowabunga" with the much dumber "booyakasha". Dammit, I told myself I wasn't going to drink today either. Now look at me! "Tongue kissing a bottle of... / Continue →
  • Cowabunga: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle 3D Street Art
    September 28, 2012
    Stop touching Raphael! This is some 3D Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle street art painted in London (although you can tell it's just a mat) to promote the new CG Ninja Turtles show debuting on Nickelodeon this weekend. Will I be watching? Yes. Will I be swinging nunchucks and j... / Continue →