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  • July 22, 2014
    In honor of that questionable new NInja Turtles movie coming out in a few weeks, the folks at TheFineBros had modern children watch and respond to the original Ninja Turtles cartoon (previously: responding to a Game Boy). As usual, they are unappreciative little jerks. Except... / Continue →
  • As was noted with the first trailer, Michael Bay may only be proudly celebrated as a producer on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but he's still somehow managed to yet again get his grimy fingerprints all over our action figures--and that goes doubly so in this second trailer. Whi... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2014
    This is a sneak peek at the upcoming Ninja Turtle LEGO sets based on the movie. Personally, I think they all leave something to be desired. Particularly the Ninja Turtle sewer base set. So, just for the record, I will only be buying these sets for the unique minifigs. Kee... / Continue →
  • April 7, 2014
    This is the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle themed soda box display at some grocery store somewhere. You know, sometimes I wish I'd pursued a career in soda box displays. People would travel from all over the state to see my latest creations, just like in Charlotte's Web. "That'... / Continue →
  • Michael Bay may only be proudly celebrated as a producer on Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, but as you'll see in this first trailer, he's still somehow managed to yet again get his grimy fingerprints all over our action figures. The preview runs only a minute-and-a-half, but that... / Continue →
  • February 4, 2014
    These are the Nike Air Force Ones customized by sneaker lover Sekure D with a Donatello theme. They remind me of when I was a kid growing up in Alabama my buddy Tyson and I would run around barefoot all summer trying to develop ninja feet. Ninja feet are when the soles of you... / Continue →
  • January 31, 2014
    This is the $190 Krang belt buckle made and sold by Etsy member ChristopherGenovese. That would look awesome on my pants. Hell, that would look awesome even if I wasn't wearing pants. Or underwear. Just Krang hanging out steering my penis. Make it rise! I sense a homemade... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2014
    IMAGES REMOVED Remember that kid's Ninja Turtle costume I posted last week that had us all scared Michael Bay's turtles were going to look like total shit? "I wasn't scared." That's because you are not a namby-pamby like I am. I haven't slept since I saw that picture. "Wow, ... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2014
    Because what good is making a new Ninja Turtle movie if you can't sell kid's Halloween costumes of all the characters, this is a leaked shot of a costume based on the way the Ninja Turtles will appear in the Michael Bay produced Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles due out in a few mon... / Continue →
  • October 23, 2013
    This is the officially licensed Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle shell backpack available for $55 preorder from the Big Bad Toy Store. It seems to be a new and improved version from the same manufacturer that used to make this one. The bag even comes with the nunchucks and sai see... / Continue →