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  • August 12, 2014
    This is the terrifying scarecrow (technically a scarebear) robot built by a Turkish farmer to keep bears from destroying his crops. The robot makes car alarm sounds (presumably because it's half car alarm) and has a 25,000-volt taser in one hand which it wildly swings around, ... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2011
    Always getting into fights? It's your face -- people find it offensive. Wear a mask like I do. Kidding, I just don't ever go out. The BodyGuard (not to be confused with the movie I've never seen and have no intention of) is the lovechild of a ballistics-nylon arm bracer, vi... / Continue →
  • December 31, 2010
    The elderly: they're brittle. If a mugger swings a sockful of nickels at one 9 times out of 5 they're gonna break something. Worried about the safety of your pop-pop and meemaw? Get 'em a taser cane. Me? I'm holding out for a flask AND taser cane. I'm tasin' errbody out h... / Continue →
  • September 21, 2009
    This is a video of some crazy bastard talking nonsense to the police and eventually getting tasered. But, unlike most poor suckers who get zapped, this character uses his new electric power to yell a magical chant, get up, and run for freedom. It works too! Feel free to skip... / Continue →
  • August 1, 2009
    The TASER Shockwave system was designed to shoot any number of tasers off simultaneously, so you can shock a whole bunch of people at once. Or kill one poor bastard. The TASER Shockwave is a modular system, letting you bunch together dozens of these TASER X26 stun guns. That ... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2009
    In a tale of spontaneous human combustion, a man who had been huffing gasoline (real Transformers drink it) was tasered by police and went up in a ball of flames. Sweeeeeet. Police said they were responding to a complaint at a house when (36-year old Ronald) Mitchell ran outs... / Continue →
  • July 16, 2009
    A Terminator sent back from the future has been tased and arrested by police in Nevada. Good lookin', boys in blue! 19-year-old Sean Stanley Smith was arrested on the Nevada border after he was spotted by a motorist wandering around the highway nude. He was ordered by police ... / Continue →
  • June 17, 2009
    Just in case you were wondering, the police will tase your 72-year old grandma. You hear that, members of the geriatric species? YOU ARE NOT EXEMPT FROM THE ZAPPERY! Also, does the officer really yell "TASERED!" as he's doing it? Because that's awesome. I'm gonna start doi... / Continue →
  • May 15, 2009
    A Missouri woman offered a man her 1-year old child for use as a taser shield when he was being confronted by cops. Now that's solid parenting. Officers were at an apartment checking on an assault claim made by the woman when a man confronted them, making threats. One of the ... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2009
    NSFW VIDEO IS NSFW DUE TO THE WORLD'S SMALLEST PENIS. This is a video from Coachella of a wizard who refuses to put his hat and robe back on (you're doing it wrong!) and instead waves his minuscule penis around like Harry Potter trying to cast a spell of sadness on anyone fool... / Continue →