Sep 19 2008 Get Your Drown On With The Home Swimmer

MORE: exercise , fitness , questionable , sure why not , swimming , swimming is not a sport - it's something you do to not drown , water , whee! , where you going - nowhere!

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The $90 Home Swimmer is a tether that prevents you from going anywhere while you swim imaginary laps in your home pool. Alternatively, it makes a great dolphin leash. Mush you stupid Flipper, mush! Oh hell no you didn't just squeak at me.

Home Swimmer: Unleash your inner Michael Phelps [slipperybrick]

Thanks to Silver Sided, who once swam to the depths of the Pacific to have sex with a mermaid, but she had given him a fake address!

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Sep 15 2008 Tina Fey Makes Princess Leia Endorsement

MORE: clothes , clothing , government , princess leia , shirt , star wars , swimming is not a sport - it's something you do to not drown , t-shirt , these are not the boobs you're looking for

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Tina Fey, who appeared on Saturday Night Live this weekend to play Sarah Palin, also made a political endorsement at the end of the show. Who did she choose? Princess 'I'd hit that shit like a ton of Death Star' Leia. The shirt is actually one from this collection that we posted last month, and will set you back around $18. Okay, now that's two times I've promoted these damn shirts -- I think it's about time I get a piece of that sandwich, if you know what I mean. No seriously, give me a bite -- I'm starving and my mom didn't pack me anything. :(

Hit the jump for a closeup.

Thanks to Kristen, who, like yours truly, is still voting for this guy.

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