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  • November 26, 2014
    Because tomorrow is Thanksgiving, this is a short video of a pumpkin pie being laser-etched with the image of a pirate ship. Or maybe it's supposed to be one of those Pilgrim ships. *reading Youtube description* Ah, it's the Mayflower. Damn, it would have been cooler if it ... / Continue →
  • November 26, 2014
    This is the Planetary Glass Set being sold by ThinkGeek ($50). It features all nine planets of the solar system (f*** yeah, Pluto -- low-five!) and the sun. The eight "real" planet glasses are all 10-oz, the Sun is 16-oz, and Pluto is 4-oz. So, which one do you want to drin... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    What do you say -- sleep between my buns? Remember that pizza bedding set? Well now there's a cheeseburger version (available HERE for around $80). I'll tell you what: instead of big spoon/little spoon, I'll pretend to be a pickle and you pretend to be a jalapeno. Then we'l... / Continue →
  • November 25, 2014
    This is the Giant Ice Cream Scoop available from Hammacher Schlemmer. It costs $60 *spit-takes rainbow sprinkles* and scoops out a whole pint. Alternatively, buy Ben & Jerry's. That's what I do. I don't even need a spoon, I just peel back the paper as I eat my way down. Do... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2014
    To promote the upcoming 2015 release of the SpongeBob movie, Nickelodeon and Toyota teamed up to build this SpongeBob themed Toyota Sienna. The minivan is currently on display at the 2014 Los Angeles Auto Show, which I will be attending dressed as a mysterious man with beard a... / Continue →
  • November 21, 2014
    Remember the Lammily Doll, the alternative to Barbie that was made with the actual proportions of the average 19-year old girl? Well now she's back with a $6 STICKER EXPANSION PACK including freckles, stitches, moles, acne, stretch marks, cellulite, bruises and scars to make h... / Continue →
  • November 19, 2014
    This is the £35 (~$55) Street Fighter sweater available from Yellow Bulldog (and Amazon UK and probably other places but that's up to you, I'm not your personal shopper). The company stresses that the design is KNIT and not just PRINTED, because that's important when you're lo... / Continue →
  • November 18, 2014
    Vape. *Womp womp* The Oxford Dictionary (not to be confused with Merriam-Webster, who will release their own disappointing word of the year soon) chose vape as its 2014 word of the year. Pretty weird considering my spell-check doesn't even recognize it as a word at all. T... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2014
    These are the light-up LED pasties available from Sasswear (link probably NSFW on account of barely covered areolas). They cost $32 a pair, are rechargeable, come in a variety of different shapes, colors and flashing patterns, and are the perfect pasties to give a strip club p... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2014
    This is a video of Tony Hawk and Dave Carnie demoing that real Hendo Hoverboard that's coming out. I still have beef with Tony Hawk though because he's one of the people responsible (including Doc Brown himself!) for that other hoverboard commercial that was so obviously fake ... / Continue →