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  • December 7, 2012
    Because nothing says "I'm a badass who takes eye care seriously" like a pair of sunglasses with temples that look like little assault rifles, this is a pair of sunglasses with temples that look like little assault rifles. They're a collaboration between Jeremy Scott and Linda ... / Continue →
  • April 24, 2012
    These are the Brewsees 12'Oz'ers, a $30 pair of aluminum sunglasses with bottle-opening earpieces. Sure they're not the coolest looking sunglasses, but you're not exactly the coolest looking guy either. Besides, they open beer bottles. Me? I can open a beer bottle with anyt... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2012
    Note: Actual screencap. I know it's hard to believe technology has actually come this far but it has. Empty your pockets. Nothing but ecstasy pills and glowsticks? Congratulations, you're a raver. Me? *punching holes through walls* I'm a rager. YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSI... / Continue →
  • November 9, 2011
    I've got news for you: all t-shirts come with an integrated sunglass wiping cloth -- IT'S CALLED THE BOTTOM. You can even use the inside if you're really fancy. This is the Wipe t-shirt from Japanese clothier fift. It has three microfiber clothes on it to clean your touchscr... / Continue →
  • October 6, 2011
    This is a small series of photos of our sun (you and I -- we had a boy together) in the ultraviolet and x-ray spectrums. As you can see, it looks nothing like what it does when you're just staring at it in real life. Then it just looks all orangish-white and your eyes start h... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2011
    In other depressing eyewear news, this is a series of pixelated sunglasses from Belarussian designer Dzmitry Samal called 5dpi (dots-per-inch for those of you who have no business being on the internet). I'm not sure how I feel about them, but a hipster coworker of mine just p... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2011
    Picture unrelated related enough. If all goes according to plan, Brazilian police forces will be equipped with 'Robocop' sunglasses before the next World Cup (see what I did there?), capable of scanning and detecting the faces of known trouble-makers/terrorists and alerting of... / Continue →
  • January 21, 2011
    Pfft, you can already see thousands of suns every night! Some nutjob, probably high on telescope-cleaning fluid, is convinced Betelgeuse (the star, not the Tim Burton movie) is going to supernova soon, resulting in the brief appearance of two suns in the sky. Wait a minute -... / Continue →
  • November 29, 2010
    This is a video from the BBC's Bang Goes the Theory in which the host Jem (not to be confused with his sister, Scout) visits the Solar Furnace Research Facility in Southern France and uses solar energy stolen from this spaz to set (instantaneous) fire to a wood plank, melt stee... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2010
    Mr. Mallon used a pinhole camera sitting in his backyard to record the sun's path from June to December of last year. This is the resulting image (in negative form). Looks like, uh, I don't know what it looks like. BESIDES THE MUTHERF***ING MATRIX! You'll never take me aliv... / Continue →