Nov 4 2009 How To: Open A Wine Bottle Sans Corkscrew

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Ever needed to open a bottle of wine but didn't have a corkscrew? Apparently all you need a shoe and something rock hard. LIKE MY ASS ABS ASS. Alternatively, break the top off and chug the whole bottle. I mean, unless you're cool being a sissy boy. Trust me, manliest way to drink wine. AND THERE AREN'T MANY.

MacGyvered Inebriation: Guy Opens Wine Bottle With Shoe [uberreview]

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Jan 8 2009 Learn: How To Excel In A Job Interview

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And that, dear reader, is how I became The Geekologie Writer.

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Thanks to Tim, whose special skills aren't just limited to a 20-inch dong.

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