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  • October 22, 2013
    Hmm, yell at dog or take a picture? According to a recent study conducted at Georgia Tech by people who spent way too much time squatting behind different mammals filming them pee, all mammals urinate for the same duration -- about 21-seconds. Me? I've clocked over a minute ... / Continue →
  • July 17, 2013
    According to a recent survey of 1,661 U.S. men, the average length of an erect American penis is only 5.6-inches (14.2-cm). And that's assuming nobody lied and added on another wishful inch. Fun fact: when I went to the doctor my penis had to be measured with a football field... / Continue →
  • April 12, 2013
    Now I know what you're thinking, and yes, it would be awesome to swim through those like Scrooge McDuck. According to a 15-year study conducted by French professor Jean-Denis Rouillon (MUST HAVE BEEN A FUN 15 YEARS), wearing a bra doesn't prevent sagging breasts and may actual... / Continue →
  • February 1, 2013
    Bad news -- we're out of strawberries and whipped cream. In news I refuse to believe, a recent study from the University of Alabama at Birmingham (go Dragons!) suggests that the average sex act only burns 21-calories. Of course, the average sex act in Alabama is 30-seconds of... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2012
    ...Is that an orgy room? According to a recent British study (which might not mean anything anywhere else in the world), people with purple bedrooms have almost double the "intimate encounters" (read: sexy times) per week that people with grey rooms have. Now if you'll excuse... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2012
    Starting to smoke pot regularly before you're 18 may be linked to a permanent decrease in adult IQ, according to a recent study performed in New Zealand. Truthfully, you probably shouldn't be REGULARLY smoking too much reefer before you graduate high school anyways. What are ... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2012
    According to a recent study by scientists at MIT, mice fed yogurt grew more luxuriant fur and larger testicles compared to those who ate normal mouse food or the equivalent of mouse fast-food. Haha, and you all laughed at me for eating Activia to keep me regular! First, the s... / Continue →
  • April 13, 2012
    Two beers to clever, 40-ounces to freedom. According to a recent study performed at the University of Illinois, Chicago, drinking around two beers makes you cleverer and more adept at thinking outside the box. *eye-roll* Shocking news, really. I've neeeever come up with any... / Continue →
  • March 9, 2012
    According to a recent study conducted by Nobuo Masataka at Kyoto University, women on their periods are better at spotting snakes than when they're not. I've come up with a lot of studies before, but NEVER anything that involved hanging around a bunch of PMS-ing w... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2012
    In what I'm really hoping is some sort of sick Friday the 13th joke, a new study published in the British Journal of Cancer suggests that regular bacon consumption significantly increases the risk of pancreatic cancer. Wow cancer, really? Could you be a bigger dickhead? Eatin... / Continue →