This is a video of Youtuber SmarterEveryDay explaining Prince Rupert's Drops. Prince Rupert's Drops are made by drizzling molten glass into water so it forms a little spermy -- a sperm with an ultra-tough head, but with a delicate tail that will cause the whole thing to explo... / Continue →

I didn't touch your porridge, I swear! This is a video of filmmaker Gordon Buchanan sitting in a little plexiglass box while an 8-foot, half ton polar bear tries to find its way in to maul and eat him. Come on, you could have at least loosened some of the bolts to give it a f... / Continue →

Oh my God he drank himself stupid. This is the Armageddon, the world's strongest beer. The world's strongest blogger? That would be not me. I haven't even been able to do a pull-up in like six years. I'm not super weak, I just have thirty extra pounds around the middle and... / Continue →

Seen here trying to swallow a dildo, the t-rex allegedly had the strongest bite of any species in the history of earth. Me? I had the strongest underbite until I got braces. "HAHA -- brace face!" That was a long time ago, I don't have them anymore. "Then what's that?" IT'... / Continue →

This is a picture of a $3-million, 328-foot wind turbine in North Ayrshire, Scotland trying to cope with hurricane winds. Obviously, it coped poorly. Like me in high school getting called a dork all the time. Which brings up an important topic: bullying. Listen up kids, I w... / Continue →

This is the world's lightest material. Dandelion seeds. "I think it's the other thing." Oh, right. Some sort of hollow metallic lattice. How light is light? Try over 100x lighter than Styrofoam. WTF KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?! The material is a micro-lattice in structure... / Continue →

Remember Mr. Slingshot? He is like, soooooo into slingshots. I heard he likes them so much he wants to marry them. I know, it's that serious. Me? I'm married to the lord. Or is that nuns? I dunno, but one of them used to let us drink the Ocean Spray cran-grape juice out ... / Continue →

I know, I thought it was an x-ray of a dog fart too. Scientists: they're untrustworthy and you have to take everything they say with a grain of salt. Or, in this case, a shard of glass. But allegedly a group of the lab-coated coots have developed a glass that's stronger than... / Continue →

Pranks: funny. Pranks where somebody can get seriously injured: hilarious. You should have seen the time I balanced a hammer on the sill above the apartment door and waiting for my roommate to come home. Now he has a stuttering problem and trouble dressing himself -- LOL! K... / Continue →

Want to pretend you're a giant robot? I will f***ing kill you. But if you're determined to die by my hand go ahead and pick up a pair of $85 Giant Cardboard Robot Arms from Etsy seller giantcardboardrobot, then give me a call. I'll be waiting drinking. Arm yourself with gia... / Continue →