Sep 3 2009 Kill It With Unkindness!: A Homeless Robot

MORE: bum , die robots die! , future oppression , homeless , movie , sad , sleepers , street feeder , will blog for food , will work for a lube job

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Typically I find crazy homeless people cute with their funny signs and nonsensical babble. But not this one. You get no batteries, you hear me -- NO BATTERIES FOR YOU! I'll tell you what -- I would push this sucker down a flight of subway stairs like a street vendor's cart and not even feel bad about it. And if I have to go to a correctional facility and ended up being taken advantage of there, so be it. Haha, I saw that movie! Not really, I just know that that happens.

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Thanks to Darken, who once Shawshank'd his cellmate for looking at him salaciously.

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Jan 28 2009 Cool!: Interactive Street Fighter On Youtube

MORE: awesome , buttons , characters , fighting , fighting game , good times , how do they do that? , impressive , interactive , neat , sonic boom! , street feeder , street fighter , video , whee! , work , wow

This is some crazy-ass interactive Street Fighter game in which you actually have some limited command over what your fighter is doing by clicking on-screen buttons. All through Youtube -- amazing! Now go give it a try. Note: clicking the button to choose your opponent will open a new window. But like my grandma always used to tell me, "whenever God opens a new window, he slams an old door and nails it shut, preventing any hope of future happiness. Also, a masked stranger will sneak in your newly opened window and try fondling you in your sleep." Sound wisdom, miss you Grams.

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Thanks to MoD and NinjaMuffin, who once chained Blanka to a mini fridge in the park where he was forced to power it and keep their beer cold while they played soccer.

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