Jun 11 2009 Dino Break Ups: The Story Of My Life

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If you've ever wanted to get to know me better, watch this video -- it's the story of my life. And, if you can't tell, I don't perform well in relationships. But don't let that stop you. Ladies?

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Thanks to helliebee and Megan, who just realized they don't want to date me after all.

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Dec 9 2008 NSFW! SNL Short Is The Story Of My Life

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NSFW! And also, the story of my life. Seriously, these guys should hire me -- I've got tons of this material.

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Thanks to Wilson and Jay, who swear they've never had this problem.

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