By searching 'Atari Breakout' in Google images you can play the game and stick it to the man for a couple minutes while at work. Or on your lunch break if you care about keeping your job. I took the time to beat the whole first stage to see if the level changes, but it does n... / Continue →

This is the Daydreamer Desk, a pillowtopped desk created by Nick Demarco. "I could have designed that." You could have done a lot of things, but you didn't. Don't go raining on other people's parades just because they have the drive to get out there and march around in the r... / Continue →

Dies Hard, get it?! My God I'm probably the fourth funniest person I know. UPDATE: Has since been denied by his wife (who isn't Demi Moore anymore -- news to me!) on Twitter. God, I just don't know what to believe. Bruce Willis is sizing up potential legal action against A... / Continue →

Remember the Mario/Portal mashup game we were teased with last year? Well it's finally out and available for free download. Goodbye productivity! "I wasn't going to do anything today anyways." Same here -- but don't tell our bosses that! The final game has all kinds of ext... / Continue →

Worst sex explanation ever. This is an hour-and-a-half interview between Stephen Colbert and famed astrophysicist Neil deGrasse Tyson. There's a lot of knowledge to be gained from watching it, so I suggest you make a pair of secret computer-viewing glasses tonight and come ba... / Continue →

According to some numbers made up by some guy, Facebook use costs US employers around $280-billion anally. Hey, I was just as shocked as you were -- there are asses involved. Also, only 7-minutes? LOLOLOL! You can visit guy's website for a more thorough explanation of the b... / Continue →

Note: Full-res version HERE because one digital distraction you don't need is cyborg eyeballs because yours popped out squinting too damn hard. This is Maslow's David McCandless' (damn bro, buy a McLighter or something, shit!) hierarchy of digital distractions. The higher on ... / Continue →

If there's one thing that feels good it's sleeping on the man's dime and not getting fired for it. And while some lock their office doors and play audio of themselves on the phone or opt to sleep in the trunk of their car, I'm more of a traditionalist: passed out on the handic... / Continue →

Want to play thousands of user-created levels in the world's largest game of Pac-Man? Well now you can thanks to worldsbiggestpacman.com. Designed by Soap Creative to show off the capabilities of HTML5 and tout Internet Explorer 9, I just played the shit out of it in Firefox ... / Continue →

In a turn of events that shouldn't surprise anybody who's been willing to lose a job for a little recognition, a worker at the Chinese factory where the hairy palm and blindness-causing Nintendo 3DS (which isn't scheduled for release until March) is manufactured managed to smug... / Continue →