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  • 5-Million Piece Full Size LEGO X-Wing Fighter Model
    May 23, 2013
    This is the 5,335,200-piece LEGO X-wing fighter, a full-scale version of the 560-piece set the company actually sells. It's not pure LEGO though, it has a steel armature inside so the whole nose doesn't fall off when some tourist turns around and farts at the thing. Facts and... / Continue →
  • 3-D Printed Stormtroopers/Carbonite With Your Face
    May 16, 2013
    In happier Disney news, the parks will be offering custom 3-D printed stormtroopers with your face this summer as part of Disney Star Wars Weekends. Don't fancy yourself Imperial ion-cannon fodder? NO WORRIES, they're also selling 3-D printed versions of you frozen in carboni... / Continue →
  • Haha!: Star Wars & Doctor Who Fans Clash At Convention
    May 15, 2013
    Because you can't just throw a convention these days without two rival nerd gangs going at it, a group of Doctor Who and Star Wars fans at the Norwich Sci-Fi and Film Convention got into a heated argument about something that's probably just going to make us all sad. Both side... / Continue →
  • $12 DIY Miniature Metal Millennium Falcon Model
    May 14, 2013
    This is the $12 laser-cut Millennium Falcon model sold by Strapya World. It comes as two sheets of flat metal, but with enough time and patience, you can turn it into a little little Millennium Falcon. With less time and patience you can turn it into accidentally stabbing you... / Continue →
  • The Second Part Of That First-Person Lightsaber Battle
    May 9, 2013
    Remember that first-person lightsaber battle? Me neither, but then I watched it again, and now I HALF remember it. Like a dream, if dreams are things I wrote about on Geekologie, which they're not but sometimes I CHOOSE to write about mine anyways. A man chooses, a slave obe... / Continue →
  • So It's Come To This: Star Wars Inspired BDSM Sex Toys
    April 26, 2013
    This is a series of homemade Star Wars themed sex toys available from Etsy seller Geek Kink. Mostly whips, canes and paddles with various Star Wars emblems on them. Star Wars not your thing? No worries, because they also have lines of Dr. Who, Game of Thrones, and video game... / Continue →
  • Freaky Deaky Skin-Tight Star Wars Costumes
    April 19, 2013
    Remember yesterday's Star Wars pet costumes? Well Costume Craze is also selling these unholy skintight costumes for humans. Because why should your pet get all the attention? They didn't even pick their costume, you picked it for them. But there they are taking all the cred... / Continue →
  • Patton Oswalt's 8-Minute Filibuster Pitch for 'Star Wars: Episode VII'
    From I Watch Stuff
    For a new Parks & Recreation airing tomorrow, Patton Oswalt was apparently asked to ad-lib a council filibuster on the subject of his choosing. What resulted was an astounding eight minutes of Oswalt giving an amazingly-nerdy Star Wars pitch until his mouth went dry. Take a loo... / Continue →
  • Electric Guitars Made Out Of Star Wars Spaceship Toys
    April 15, 2013
    Tom Bingham makes custom electric guitars out of the Star Wars spaceship toys he buys at car boot (trunk) sales (aka stolen goods sales). That's cool, but not near as ICE COLD as the ice cream bar I'm eating right now. It's strawberry -- you jealous? No? What if I told you ... / Continue →
  • Sleep Tight, Young Padawan: Star Wars Themed Nursery
    April 12, 2013
    This is a Star Wars themed nursery created by Carissa XY and omooney for their son (and future Jedi) James. It kind of made me wish I had a themed bedroom, which I guess I kind of do provided messy is a theme. My dirty clothes pile is so big I mistakenly slept in it a couple... / Continue →