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  • Much like our local police, Stormtroopers must keep up with the most modern of military equipment--to protect themselves from, say, dark, unarmed figures they think look threatening in a hood. So, for Star Wars: Episode VII, director J.J. Abrams has given the Empire soldiers so... / Continue →
  • July 28, 2014
    We've seen an AT-AT cat playhouse before, and now there's an AT-ST. I don't really have any more info, I just found the pics on The Bloggess's site in between posts about her weird taxidermy fetish. So it looks like it's up to us to make up our own backstory. I'm going to go... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2014
    Hot Wheels unveiled this full-size Darth Vader mask inspired car at this weekend's San Diego Comic-Con. The car was built to promote the teensy $40 version they'll be releasing this fall. Damn, $40 for a Hot Wheels car? TIMES HAVE CHANGED. And so have I. Just kidding, I'm ... / Continue →
  • July 22, 2014
    These are the Samurai Darth Vader and Storm Trooper costumes available for pre-order from Costume Craze ($188 HERE and HERE). That's a little expensive for what I usually spend on my Halloween costume. "What do you usually spend on your Halloween costume?" One trip to the do... / Continue →
  • July 21, 2014
    This is the $60 custom painted Han Solo in carbonite toilet seat available from eBay seller derbycovers. It's only printed and painted though, it's not actually 3-D, so if you thought this was going to be a cheap way to experience sitting on Han Solo's face, think again. I kn... / Continue →
  • July 7, 2014
    This is a video of Galactic Empire forces taking over the Frankfurt Airport in Germany. No word if Germany forged an alliance with the Empire or if the airport was taken by force. I suspect the worse. "Which is?" Germany has always been a secret part of the Galactic Empire.... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2014
    This is a knife block that looks like an X-wing fighter (£70, ~$120). It comes with and holds five different knives (cook's, bread, carving, utility and paring). What's your favorite kind of knife? Mine is a ninja sword. "That is not a knife." And my penis isn't a laser gun... / Continue →
  • June 16, 2014
    This is a short video of Darth Vader's iconic 'I am your father' line in twenty different languages. I believe they're all the actual voice-overs from the international releases. Not to brag or anything, but I just listened to it all twice and now I'm fluent in all twenty lan... / Continue →
  • June 11, 2014
    These are the Millennium Falcon rings available from PaulMichaelDesign (of Nintendo controller, Wonder Woman, Pokeball and Triforce ring fame). They're the perfect rings for when you get to that point in a relationship when you're comfortable saying, "Honey, I trust you enough... / Continue →
  • June 9, 2014
    This is a video from the recent Conversation With Mark Hammil event at Disney's Star Wars Weekends in which Mark Hammil playing The Joker tells Mark Hammil playing Luke Skywalker that he's his father. Could you imagine if The Joker were your dad? There would literally be a ze... / Continue →