The credit card knife is a nonfunctional credit card that can fold into a weapon to stab someone and/or open annoying clamshell packaging. Just don't lose a finger! Lose two. Fun fact: I've never dated a girl with more than eight fingers. Haha, I've never actually dated a g... / Continue →

Because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned robot armed, Japanese firm Mayekawa Electric has developed a robot programmed to bone a ham. And not like that pervert Old MacDonald either, I'm talking about actually removing the bone from the meat with a blade. Yipes! Until... / Continue →

We've already seen ninja-star and joystick coathooks, so why not $15 knife coathooks? Yes, why not knives? "Because they promote violence?" Um, no, stop being stupid. I'm not even allowed near safety-scissors and I'm still one of the most violent people I know. Seriously, ... / Continue →

If you cut someone with a $165 fiber optic knife does it make it look like they were stabbed by rays of sunshine? It was Helios, I swear! This green glass-bladed knife was made using the old ways, using the technique of knapping, which was used by our stone-age ancestors to sh... / Continue →

Have you ever loved something so much you just wanted to cut it? Raise your hand if you have. Police, arrest everyone with their hand in the air -- but watch out for hidden blades. While it might look like a brain-bending puzzle, Mia Schmallenbach's Meeting Knives set actual... / Continue →

A French gamer spent 7-months hunting down another Counter-Strike player so he could stab him in real life after the guy killed him during an in-game knife fight. Geez, somebody's high school guidance counselor didn't do their job! Julien Barreaux, 20, told police he wanted t... / Continue →

Note: Video is after the jump because you can and will evacuate your bowls. Seriously, now there's cereal everywhere. I know I promised I'd be the hero of the robotic apocalypse and save humanity and father thousands millions of children, but I'm getting tired of this shit. ... / Continue →

Note: You have to hit the Youtube link at the bottom to watch the video because Sir Stabalot disabled embedding. Ever heard of the 21-foot rule for bladed weapons? Me neither, I think this joker just made it up. Also, his 'in a relationship' status on Facebook. The 21 foot ... / Continue →

Note: Added a video of Stabby McKillhumans after the jump. A group of sick German scientists have taken it upon themselves to study robot-inflicted injuries to humans. They're not good. Plus they hurt. Boom, study over! The tests involved a robot arm weighing 14kg and a 1.... / Continue →

This is a little Internet Explorer voodoo doll somebody made in an attempt to kill off the interweb browser. Neat idea, but I don't know why you wouldn't just stab the program directly. Which is exactly why I'm gonna sneak up on my laptop while it's in sleep mode tonight and ... / Continue →