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  • December 21, 2010
    The credit card knife is a nonfunctional credit card that can fold into a weapon to stab someone and/or open annoying clamshell packaging. Just don't lose a finger! Lose two. Fun fact: I've never dated a girl with more than eight fingers. Haha, I've never actually dated a g... / Continue →
  • December 6, 2010
    Because hell hath no fury like a woman scorned robot armed, Japanese firm Mayekawa Electric has developed a robot programmed to bone a ham. And not like that pervert Old MacDonald either, I'm talking about actually removing the bone from the meat with a blade. Yipes! Until... / Continue →
  • September 28, 2010
    We've already seen ninja-star and joystick coathooks, so why not $15 knife coathooks? Yes, why not knives? "Because they promote violence?" Um, no, stop being stupid. I'm not even allowed near safety-scissors and I'm still one of the most violent people I know. Seriously, ... / Continue →
  • July 19, 2010
    If you cut someone with a $165 fiber optic knife does it make it look like they were stabbed by rays of sunshine? It was Helios, I swear! This green glass-bladed knife was made using the old ways, using the technique of knapping, which was used by our stone-age ancestors to sh... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2010
    Have you ever loved something so much you just wanted to cut it? Raise your hand if you have. Police, arrest everyone with their hand in the air -- but watch out for hidden blades. While it might look like a brain-bending puzzle, Mia Schmallenbach's Meeting Knives set actual... / Continue →
  • June 2, 2010
    A French gamer spent 7-months hunting down another Counter-Strike player so he could stab him in real life after the guy killed him during an in-game knife fight. Geez, somebody's high school guidance counselor didn't do their job! Julien Barreaux, 20, told police he wanted t... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because you can and will evacuate your bowls. Seriously, now there's cereal everywhere. I know I promised I'd be the hero of the robotic apocalypse and save humanity and father thousands millions of children, but I'm getting tired of this shit. ... / Continue →
  • May 10, 2010
    Note: You have to hit the Youtube link at the bottom to watch the video because Sir Stabalot disabled embedding. Ever heard of the 21-foot rule for bladed weapons? Me neither, I think this joker just made it up. Also, his 'in a relationship' status on Facebook. The 21 foot ... / Continue →
  • May 7, 2010
    Note: Added a video of Stabby McKillhumans after the jump. A group of sick German scientists have taken it upon themselves to study robot-inflicted injuries to humans. They're not good. Plus they hurt. Boom, study over! The tests involved a robot arm weighing 14kg and a 1.... / Continue →
  • March 31, 2010
    This is a little Internet Explorer voodoo doll somebody made in an attempt to kill off the interweb browser. Neat idea, but I don't know why you wouldn't just stab the program directly. Which is exactly why I'm gonna sneak up on my laptop while it's in sleep mode tonight and ... / Continue →