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  • August 13, 2014
    This is the 3-D printed Space Invaders toilet paper holder made and sold by Etsy shop The Taj Mahalo ($20). It holds a roll of toilet paper and looks like a space invader. There isn't really much more to say. You ever gone to use a public bathroom stall and found the bowl fi... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2012
    Space Invaders: apparently they're not just really crappy 8-bit spaceships like I was hoping. They...are much, MUCH more terrifying. Not gonna lie, if it came down to having to fight these things to save earth I'd probably just say "f*** it" "I'm way too drunk for this shit"... / Continue →
  • August 29, 2011
    So I'm pretty sure James Bond tried to assassinate me last night by poisoning my Indian delivery (restaurant will remain nameless pending investigation). I'm practically immortal though so I'm still alive but I do feel like a half dozen buttholes sewn together. This is a spac... / Continue →
  • May 23, 2011
    These are prototypical Space Invader chairs by artist collective Dorothy (OMG -- how much for your ruby slippers?!). They're made from cut foam and may or may yes feel a lot like sitting on the floor if you're as heavy as I am. Not sure if they're ever gonna actually manufact... / Continue →
  • October 26, 2010
    Want to go to Mars and stay there? Everybody else wants you to. Including NASA and DARPA (Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency), who are drawing up plans for the 'Hundred-Year Starship' program, which, if successful, will leave humans on alien planets for good. Uh-oh. ... / Continue →
  • July 27, 2010
    You thought they were made in a factory, didn't you? Well they kind of are. THE ALIEN PAIN FACTORY! That's right -- tetrominoes are actually Space Invader penises. Who knew? I mean besides me which is why I've always considered Tetris the most erotic Game Boy game. You he... / Continue →
  • June 22, 2010
    Note: Video is after the jump because I can't have any of you that are lactose intolerant getting sick from your butt on the front page. This is Geekologie Reader Matt's stop-motion animation made using nothing but milk bottle tops (pogs, bitches!). It features a couple short... / Continue →
  • June 7, 2010
    This is a picture of a UFO spotted above Australia over the weekend. No word on if it actually contained aliens, but that's because the only people who saw it aren't talking and their butts hurt. Some described it as a "lollipop-type swirl". Others say it hovered for a while ... / Continue →
  • February 11, 2010
    Because you can never have too many novelty ice cubes, this is a $7.45 Space Invaders tray (cleverly called Ice Invaders to avoid paying any sort of licensing fee). Just add water or your favorite juice (I prefer booty juice) and you'll have 24 Drink Invaders ready for chillin... / Continue →
  • January 13, 2010
    Because I practically ooze journalistic integrity out of my apricot-y nipples, here's some $80 Space Invaders tights I posted strictly because of the picture. Are you getting all this, Pulitzer committee? Let me know if you need my address again so you can send the trophy. W... / Continue →