Feb 22 2009 Office Chair Explodes, Sending Shrapnel Into Boy's Rear, Killing Him

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In today's sad story, a 14-year old boy in China allegedly bled to death after the compressed gas canister used to raise and lower his office chair exploded, launching a barrage of shrapnel into his b-hole. Now I hate to start wildly speculating who's at fault here, but it's obviously Microsoft. BCOD, folks.

Hit the jump for a picture of the underside of the chair.

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Dec 24 2008 A Little Holiday Something From Me To You

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No need to thank me folks, just spreading some holiday, um, nipple-stache. And remember, it's not too late to add "new eyes" to your last minute Christmas list.

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Thanks to Kevin, who allegedly grew a crotch-stache for his senior prom.

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