This is a video of French Youtuber ioduremetallique demonstrating the remote controlled robot he built to steal soda cans out of vending machines. The design is pretty impressive and all, but I question dude's morals. Also, the cost vs. benefit analysis of building a robot to... / Continue →

Japanese artist Macaon makes figures of famous characters out of cut up beer and soda cans. No word if he needs somebody to help drink all those beers, but I know somebody interested if he does. SPOILER: It's me. Shocking, I know, but I believe in supporting the arts. Hit t... / Continue →

Damn bro, you only have to hug the thing. Dry humping it isn't gonna score any Doritos. This is a vending machine located somewhere in Singapore as part of Coca-Cola's 'Open Happiness' campaign. The machine dispenses a free Coke for giving it a hug. Give that robot a hug, a... / Continue →

This is a Darth Maul soda box display spotted somewhere in Whogivesashit, USA, built to promote the first prequel dropping in 3-D like an unruly turd that cannonballs into the bowl so hard it splashes your ass. No thanks, George! Man, I used to work at a gas station and I nev... / Continue →

Picture related: The Dew can eat cats too. A man in Illinois is suing Pepsi after claiming he found a dead mouse in a can of Mountain Dew. The man sent the mouse's remains to the company, who now claim it's impossible the mouse was in the can, because its remains were too int... / Continue →

Popular web-comedy series 'The Guild' featured a cameo appearance by Jones Soda in recently aired season 5 episode 5, and in return the pop-brewer has made the cast into limited edition sodas. HOLY F*** WHERE'D YOU GET THE SPELL?! Also, watching shows online? Please, that'll... / Continue →

Um, all soda cans are spray cans if you shake them first. Because tilting a can back/not poking your eyes out with a straw takes skill and dexterity that today's youth are lacking, soda is now available in spray-cans. Think spray-cheese, but then think soda. Then think both ... / Continue →

Note: Worthwhile full-res version HERE in case you're in the market for a new desktop background. Yeaaaaaaah, we're not really gonna pay you any extra for that, Van Gogh. Also, I'm gonna have to ask you to remove everything above warp pipe level because those pose a potential... / Continue →

This is probably the best Mentos in Coke video that exists. I've spent countless hours minutes watching other ones, and now I'm wishing I hadn't. I know the screencap I used looks like broski's about to bottle-cap his eyeballs out, but it's even better than that. Okay, not b... / Continue →

Pepsi plans to introduce a new line of touchscreen Pepsi machines that, not only serve cold beverages (♫ I like cold beverages ♫), but also help you interact with your friends by buying them sodas. Which, for the record -- I AM NOT YOUR SUGAR DADDY. Get it? Because of al... / Continue →