27-year old Meredith Lowell had a plan. A plan of hiring a hitman on Facebook to stab somebody to death wearing fur at a public library, then she'd swoop in and immediately start passing out animal rights propaganda. Unsurprisingly, it didn't work. No word if she's ever hear... / Continue →

This is a series of pictures from the Facebook profiles of video game characters. Obviously they're fake, which I wish I would've known before spending a half hour trying to find and friend Nathan Drake and Solid Snake. OMG, how cool would it be to know those two guys in real... / Continue →

Because humans shouldn't be the only ones that get to share ultrasound pictures (your baby looks like a bean!) with their friends, somebody created a Facebook-y website for robots where they can share whatever sadness is going on in their pathetic existences. Sounds familiar! ... / Continue →

According to Facebook, there are only 4.74-degrees of separation between you and any other user on the planet, making our world that much smaller and natural resources that much scarcer. "That's not how that works." You shut up! "When considering even the most distant Facebo... / Continue →

Facebook, the social networking giant best known for consistently making its site shittier and more confusing to use, is now home to 140-billion photos, 4% of all photos ever taken. AND WITH ANOTHER 70-BILLION TO BE ADDED THIS YEAR ALONE. I...find that kind of depressing. Lik... / Continue →

According to some numbers made up by some guy, Facebook use costs US employers around $280-billion anally. Hey, I was just as shocked as you were -- there are asses involved. Also, only 7-minutes? LOLOLOL! You can visit guy's website for a more thorough explanation of the b... / Continue →

According a questionable study conducted by the The National Center on Addiction and Substance Abuse at Columbia University, the 70% of teenagers that use social media websites like Facebook and Twitter are almost "twice as likely to use marijuana, three times as likely to drin... / Continue →

In b4 'I'd do her' (she's 16, perv). NOTE: Two bad words at 0:45. This is a video of Madelaine Zammit (who looks suspiciously like a cross between Jewel and Leelee Sobieski -- can science do that now? Can two womens have a baby?) singing a song about Facebook. It's okay. T... / Continue →

Facebook, which can't even manage to function properly because of all the other worthless bullshit they've added to the site, has decided to drop another turd on the pile, this time in the form of 'Tag Suggestions', facial recognition software that, after your face has been ide... / Continue →

Aaaaaaaand we're back. Sorry for the late start folks, but there was a problem with the publishing system that yelling and chugging beers just couldn't solve. This is a video of some chick getting 152 of her Facebook friends' profile pictures tattooed around her arm. Why? I... / Continue →