Jun 23 2008 Way To Desecrate My Favorite Characters: Star Wars Dance Competition At Disney

So apparently Disney has now started having "Star Wars Weekends" at Walt Disney World. What does this mean? Among other things, a Star Wars Character Dance Competition that made my blood boil. The video is over 5 minutes long, so what you want to do is let it load, and then watch a random ten seconds of the first 3 minutes, and then actually let it play at 3:11. This video has singlehandedly desecrated the memory of my favorite childhood characters. Kind of like that time at my Halloween party when I walked in on my girlfriend humping Optimus Prime. Suffice it to say I trashed all my Transformers and Uncle Jake isn't my favorite uncle anymore.

Star Wars Dance Off [uberreview]

Mar 13 2008 OMG, Grody!: Star Wars Cake Features Luke And Leia Totally Playing Tonsil Basketball

Here at Geekologie we've seen our fair share of Star Wars themed edibles, but this is taking it too far. Apparently some sicko icing artist at Albertson's Grocery agreed to decorate this incredibly disturbing cake for an equally sick Star Wars fan. As you can see it features Luke and Leia, brother and sister, totally French kissing. Damn someone is totally f***ed in the head. I could have gone all day (and most of the night) without seeing this. And what's up with the caption? Don't tell me one of those damn cheezburger cats is behind this, my brain will explode.

Incestuous Star Wars Cake [albotas]

Mar 3 2008 Wrong, Wrong, Wrong: Fetish Birdo Costume

Remember Super Mario Bros. 2? Remember the Birdos, those egg spitting bosses? Yeah, I remember them too. But not like this. This is not definitely not the way I remember the Birdos of my childhood. Now I've seen a lot of sick things in my day, and I've even done a few, but NEVER EVER HAVE I EVER asked anyone to dress up like a Super Mario Bros. boss in order to get my rocks off I only asked my girlfriend to do the Bowser thing once, and I swear I felt bad afterwards.

Fettish Birdo Is The Weirdest Thing I've Seen All Day [albotas]

Jan 23 2008 Roadkill Cooker: The Exhaust Burger Grill

You stuff the one of the open ends of the Exhaust Burger into your tailpipe, and then drive around while the heat of your exhaust cooks a burger. I know exactly what you're thinking -- "why didn't I think of that?". I'll admit I was a little miffed I didn't come up with it either. It was actually designed by an Iranian team (amazing it took a team of people to develop and not just one drunk scribbling on a bar napkin) and no fumes actually come in contact with your burger (allegedly). The hot exhaust fumes just warm up the metal to cook the meat. However it looks like it only heats one side, so you may have to stop at a gas station and flip you meat. Now I've heard of cooking on a hot engine before, but never cooking by exhaust. And I must say, I think this invention is a glimpse of a very bright future. And by 'bright future' I mean what the hell is the matter with these people.

Another picture of the device installed in a tailpipe after the jump.

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