Sep 9 2008 How Not To Play Wii

This is how you don't play Wii. SPOILER ALERT (LIKE THE STILL ABOVE WASN'T ENOUGH): With a dog humping you from behind while you scream in ecstasy. I don't know what's more disturbing -- that this video was clearly set up, or that this video was clearly set up. You see what violent video games are doing to today's youth?

Youtube

Thanks Tom, and yes, I'm scarred.

Jul 17 2008 Because You Hate Your Kids: Baby Wigs

First there were cat wigs, then dog wigs, and now, baby wigs. Baby Toupees are "small wigs for small people" and cost $22 apiece. Thankfully these weren't available when I was a baby or my mom would have bought them all. Baby Toupee: $22. F***ing your kids up for life: priceless.

Baby Toupee website (with a huge gallery of babies in other, discontinued models)

Thanks to Julian, who just purchased the whole set for his doll collection.

Jan 4 2008 Got A Mississippi Leghound? Get It A Hotdoll

This was featured on some websites earlier last year, but for those of you out there that didn't see it, and like being disturbed, here it is: the Hotdoll. If you can't tell from the pictures what it is, you're probably dead.

This love doll for dogs is shaped to be grabbed easily by the dog’s paws like female hips. Hotdoll is designed in 2 sizes to be used by little dogs and by big ones! Its contrasted colors are made to be easily distinguished by dog’s eyes. The body is made by a plastic structure covered with a 1 cm technogel skin to create a soft and molle touch. All orange parts are made of rubber, that way the doll grips on the floor. The pink hole beside (most important part!) needs to be washed regularly for hygienic reasons.

Well who would have thought. I think I'm actually sick to my stomach now. It could have been the shrimp I had for lunch, but I'm pretty sure it's that little pink hole in the lower left corner of the picture that's responsible. Oh, and if you're wondering if it's suitable for humans: you're a sick freaking pervert.

UPDATE: Turns out this was posted back in April, so, yeah. Here it is again. Totally awesome, I know. OLD! LAME! FIRST.

Hotdoll [idealist]

thanks to Cygnus, who is cool in my book, for the tip