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  • 3-D Stop Motion Of 'Snake Game' Being Played In Chalk
    February 25, 2013
    This is an impressive stop motion of a game of 3-D 'Snake' being played, all draw (and erased) in chalk by Chris Carlson. It looks like it took some serious patience, which I have zero of. If I had made it would have been the worse game of 'Snake' ever played. Miss the first... / Continue →
  • 800-Pound Cobra Sculptued From Frozen Cow Manure
    January 16, 2013
    What if I told you if you give me a kiss I'll turn into a prince? There is art, then there is art created from frozen cow shit. This is the latter. Siberian Mikhail Bopposov sculpted this serpent out of the dung dropped by his 17 cattle to celebrate the coming Year of the S... / Continue →
  • 10-Foot Python Rides On Plane Wing, Dies During Flight
    January 11, 2013
    WARNING: IT'S HARD TO WATCH THAT POOR BASTARD GETTING BEAT AGAINST THE PLANE DURING FLIGHT, I RECOMMEND NOT WATCHING THE VIDEO UNLESS YOU'RE ADAM OR EVE AND HAVE A SERIOUS THING AGAINST SNAKES. This is a video of a 3-meter python trying to fly without paying from Australia to ... / Continue →
  • I'm Never Swimming Again: Robotic Snake Goes For A Dip
    November 26, 2012
    This is a video of a HiBot ACM-R5 robotic snake going for a little skinny dip. For the record, I would NOT get naked and swim with it. I did go skinny dipping with a bunch of girls in college though. I'm lying. I guess it could have happened in an alternate reality though -... / Continue →
  • Classic: Taxidermied Rodeo Squirrel Riding Rattlesnake
    November 9, 2012
    This is a taxidermied rodeo squirrel riding a bucking black timber rattlesnake that was recently for sale on eBay. Unfortunately it sold before I could steal my roommate's credit card info :( Up for Bid, Antelope Ground Squirrel riding a 4ft. Arizona Black Timber Rattlesnake ... / Continue →
  • Damn Yeah, Diabetes!: The 26-Pound Gummi Python
    November 8, 2012
    Whoa, is this a penis? Because who doesn't want to stare diabetes right in the eyes and tell it, "I give up, just take me," Vat19 is selling these 26.9-pound, 36,720 calorie Party Pythons. They're almost eight feet long, cost $150, and come in red cherry/blue raspberry and bl... / Continue →
  • Farmer Gets Bitten By Snake, Bites Snake Back, Kills It
    August 23, 2012
    Nepali farmer Mohammed Salmodin was working in a patty field when a cobra bit him. So what did he do? What anybody would, repeatedly bit it back until it died. Wait, WHAT?! After he bit the snake to death, Mr Salmodin said that he went about his daily business as if nothing... / Continue →
  • Get It Away!: Far Too Realistic Looking Snake Cake
    August 9, 2012
    This is a waaaaaay too realistic looking albino snake cake from North Star Cakes in England. I was pretty sure it was Photoshopped at first, but there's a bunch of closeups after the jump (including one of the thing actually cut up), and it's definitely real. Now call me old f... / Continue →
  • Oh You Know, Just A Giant Spider Eating A Snake
    April 19, 2012
    Here's a couple pictures of a giant golden orb spider eating a brown tree snake in some dude's garden in Cairns, Australia. You know, because apparently that's what spiders in Australia do -- they eat f***ing snakes. *cancels Australian leg of Geekologie world tour* "A few t... / Continue →
  • Alien Conspiracy!: Smoke Snake Spotted On Mars
    March 8, 2012
    Here's a shot from the High Resolution Imaging Science Experiment (HiRISE) camera on Nasa's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter. As you can clearly see, it's some sort of alien life form, probably the Martian equivalent to the black smoke from LOST. Per NASA trying sweep it under the... / Continue →