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  • A Zip-Lock Bag Jacket Full Of Sandwiches And Snacks
    May 8, 2013
    This is the jacket made from sewn together Ziplock bags by Jaya's friend Diane. It...might be the most magnificent jacket I've ever seen and that's saying a lot because I used to own a pleather Member's Only windbreaker. The only thing that sucks about this one is that bullie... / Continue →
  • Another Day, Another Anti-Bruising Banana Holder
    May 7, 2013
    This is the Banana Bunker, a banana transportation device that prevents smashing and bruising. It's not to be confused with a banana hammock, which is what bananas relax in on the beach, or a banana bungalow, which is where bananas go when they want to get out of the sun but i... / Continue →
  • Little Debbie Fills Twinkie Void With Cloud Cakes
    January 2, 2013
    As I'm sure you all heartbreakingly recall, Hostess went out of business, taking Twinkies with them. So what's an overweight glutton to do for their prepackaged sponge-cake fix? Enter Little Debbie's Cloud Cakes, a Twinkie knockoff ready to fill the market (and your mouth!) w... / Continue →
  • The Popinator Launches Popcorn Right Into Your Mouth
    September 17, 2012
    This is a video from popcorn purveyor 'Popcorn, Indiana' of the Popinator, a popcorn shooting cannon that allegedly uses a binaural microphone array to identify where you mouth is when you say 'POP', then shoots a piece straight down your gullet. It's not a product for sale, j... / Continue →
  • Your Brand Manager, They Should Be Fired: Transformer Branded Hostess Snack Cakes
    September 19, 2011
    Presumably because some bigwig in the marketing department wanted to make a classy exit and leave the company flipping a proverbial bird, Hostess actually branded their Snowball treats as 'Snowballimus' (previously: Green Lantern GloBalls) and another cupcake snack as 'Chocwave... / Continue →
  • Soylent Green: Real Product, Not Real People
    August 2, 2011
    $9 Soylent Green crackers: not made with people, but with a made with people pricetag. That's a little questionable. But they are packed with spinach and "high energy plankton", so you can at least get your Popeye on knowing you're doing The Krusty Krab a service. Soylent Gr... / Continue →
  • Oh, That's Why I'm Fat?: Triple Double Oreos
    May 16, 2011
    Because morbidly obese is the new phat, Oreo has announced they'll be rolling out (just like your stomach's gonna be!) a new line of Triple Double sandwich cookies this summer. WTF is a triple double? Nothing you'll ever perform on the basketball court after pounding a box, t... / Continue →
  • The Latest In Cookie-Dipping Technology
    November 12, 2010
    The Dipr Cookie Spoon was designed for dipping little cookie sandwiches (i.e. store-brand Oreos, you cheapskate!) in milk without them falling apart or sinking to the bottom of the glass. Why you can't just use a fork or spoon is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do... / Continue →
  • Doughnut Transport Will Never Be The Same
    November 3, 2010
    The $12 Doughnut-To-Go dougnut briefcase is a briefcase for the safe and secure transport of sprinkled deliciousness (NOT bananas). More of a jelly-filled kind of person? You're shit out of luck, because these only work with holed donuts. HEY McFLY, YOU BOJO -- DOUGHNUT-TO-G... / Continue →
  • Slo-Mo Po-Co: Popcorn Poppin' At 6,200 FPS
    November 2, 2010
    FPS as in frames per second, not first person shooter. That wouldn't even make sense, Captain Crazy. Hit the jump to watch the video, it's only 12-seconds long. Then, we'll all gather around the concession stand at the movie theater and complain about how unimpressive it loo... / Continue →