Aug 9 2009 Not Surprised: Bacon Flavored Rolling Papers

MORE: bacon , cigarettes , drugs , flavor , hmm , iffy , meat , paper , questionable , smoke em if you got em , smoke it , smoking , sure why not , these papers not intended for drug use but they will work well

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Seeing how every flavor of rolling paper already seems to exist (I've heard -- I don't know anything about these things in case my mom is reading), it was only a matter of time bong rips before somebody put two and two together and then got the munchies and forgot what they were doing. Then, sometime much later, somebody else created bacon flavored rolling papers. Made by Juicy Jay's, the papers promise a sizzlin' bacon taste and aroma. Interesting. Unfortunately, I only smoke REAL bacon (I swear, mom) and banana peels. I AM THE BBQ WIZ-ARD!

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Thanks to The Robot Slayer, who got high and thought I was a robot. Well, I'm not. BEEP BOOP BOP. Kidding!

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Mar 31 2009 Puff Puff Pass: USB Smokeless Cigarettes

MORE: better for you , cheap , computers , connectivity , digital smoking , drugs , eh , fire , health risks , pole smoking , puff puff pass , questionable , smoke it , smoking , smoking in the boy's room , sure why not , usb

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Need a nicotine fix but can't leave your cube? No problem! Puff on a Health E-Cigarette from Thanko! Identical to pretty much ever other electronic cigarette out there, the $30 device "uses a heating element to vaporize a nicotine solution to supposedly give you a purer smoking experience", which is just fancy marketing jargon for, "short-circuit and burn your office to the ground". Trust me folks, I hold a Master's in Marketing. And also, Lovemaking. You see this? You see this move I'm doing right now? Senior thesis, baby.

Thanko's USB-powered Health E-Cigarettes sound healthy [engadget]

Thanks to Julian, who once got caught smoking a tampon in the boy's room because some upperclassmen told him it was a cigar.

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Jan 30 2009 Highly Questionable: The Bacon Brassiere

MORE: aaaahh , bacon , boobies , confused , food , i'd hit it , knock knock , mmmm , no thanks , not for me , questionable , smoke it , sure why not , ugh , underwear , women , wrong , wrong but so right , wrong but so right but really really wrong , yes please , yummy?

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I don't get it: I love bacon, and I love boobs, but something about this image made me want to hide under the bed and weep into my Pokemon blanket.

Hit the jump for the uncensored version, which may or may not be suitable for work depending on your employer's policy on delicious bras.

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