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  • June 29, 2012
    Note: Pads are actually worn INSIDE underwear. Also: is that a man or a woman? I remember posting the patent for these things way back in 2007 when you and I were still wearing diapers. And now, in 2012, they're a real product you can buy and stuff down the back of your unde... / Continue →
  • April 20, 2012
    YOU WILL NEVER BEAT THE NEW CAR SMELL. Because this is the world we live in, a fragrance was created by custom scent developer Air Aroma to embody the smell of an Apple product unboxing. The scent will diffused into the air at the upcoming De Facto Standard art show in Melbou... / Continue →
  • December 14, 2011
    Sound Perfume glasses are a pair of not-cool-at-all looking spectacles with an integrated speaker and perfume dispenser that help you remember somebody by providing them with a unique sound and smell. LEMME BREAK IT DOWN FOR YA: You choose a smell and sound to represent yours... / Continue →
  • August 5, 2011
    You know what the problem with coffee is? You can't inject it. Also, apparently some people complain about not being able to smell their coffee while they're drinking it with a lid, denying them part of the sensory sensation. You know, because taste and smell are connected (... / Continue →
  • June 1, 2011
    Turkey vultures, hands down one of the ugliest-faced birds ("It looks like a ballsack!") in a family of ugly-faced birds, are being trained by German police to sniff out dead human bodies in areas much larger/difficult to access than traditional tracking dogs could cover. You ... / Continue →
  • May 3, 2011
    Because vampires are so hot right now, two guys decided to create a line of perfume based on the four major human blood types (A, B, AB and O) to sell to 'Twilight' fans. Me? I BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF MY ENEMIES. Ooooooor with bath salts and aromatic candles. What?! I like t... / Continue →
  • April 11, 2011
    $36 bacon-scented cologne: because if there's one demographic I'd like to find me more appealing, it's the meat-loving obese. *spray spray* Oh, I can already tell I've piqued the interest of guy sitting next to me -- he's trying his best to nonchalantly lick my arm. Okay, no... / Continue →
  • January 18, 2011
    I have a German-issued gas mask that I keep on my bookshelf in case shit hits the fan and starts splattering everywhere and smelling all ooky. That one's functional. This one, not so much. But it does look kinda cool in an apocalyptic sort of way. This is a pure silver ri... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2011
    Movies: first they were black & white, silent and 2-D. Now they're color, Dolby Digital and 3-D. But still odorless. Enter the ScentSciences machine, a $70 smell-wafter that releases odors to coincide with movies that've been edited with their ScentEditor software. Eh. Ca... / Continue →
  • April 30, 2010
    NOTE: Commercial for the WTF You've Got To Be Kidding Me Blanket is after the jump. The Better Marriage Blanket is an actual damn product, officially signaling the end of mankind. Or maybe just flatulence-related divorces! It's basically a comforter with a layer of activated... / Continue →