Jul 28 2009 HOORAY!: HAPPY 4,000TH POST TO ME!

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Dearest Reader,

That could be a cash register for all I know, the important thing is that I WOULD TOTALLY EAT THOSE GUMDROP KEYS. Also, this is my 4,000th post as your Geekologie Writer. FOUR-THOUSANDTH! I honestly can't think of a single other thing I've done that many times. Not one. I swear, it seems like only yesterday (it was actually back in February) I was tooting my own horn for 3,000 posts fairly well done.

I'd like to thank all you regulars (you know who you are) for constantly filling the comments sections with crap (although you should start more fights, I miss the fights). You've racked up 115,543 comments on the posts I've written, 100,000 of which are My Brute links. But seriously, thank you all for reading everyday (EVERYDAY -- not every-other day or a couple times a week, EVERYDAY). And for those of you new to Geekologie, it's a pleasure to meet you, say hi sometime. Thank you all (and Anticlown Media) for giving me the means to lay around the house all day and fill your interweb with awesome. Here's to the next thousand!

Love,

Your Geekologie Writer

P.S. A very special thanks to Cocoa, for teaching me everything I know about NOT GIVING A DANG.

Apr 7 2008 AWESOME!: Geekologie Featured On BBC

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I don't have a television anymore because my wife sold it for six boxes of Girl Scout Cookies and two pints of Ben and Jerry's. But if I did I may have caught Geekologie featured on BBC! Whoooooweeeee! So yeah, we're big time now. Really up there with the giants. Like Andre and, um, Jolly Green. The picture features a transcript of the show, or you can go here and click April 4th to watch it. But just skip to 21:00, that's when the good stuff starts. I can't wait to tell my parents, they're going to be so proud! Well, as proud as they can be of a son who writes lewd jokes for a blog all day.

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Thanks to Mr. Kezzzs and Adrian, both of whom I will buy a beer the next time I'm overseas, for the tips

Jul 2 2007 Geekologie is looking for additional writers

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Geekologie is looking for additional writers! If you are mind-bogglingly obsessed with geek culture and you've got a scathing wit, then we are so looking for you. Just fill out our application form and if we think you're a good fit we'll get in contact with you. There's not a time limit for applications, but we'd like to get some additional writers as soon as possible.

NOTE: For those wondering, this is a paid part-time position. And for those not wondering, just ignore the previous sentence.

Apr 26 2007 Comments Fixed

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Comments have been fixed and should remember your personal info now. Sort of the way I do when I stand over your shoulder at the ATM.

Apr 25 2007 Mmm...comments

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It took awhile but we finally got comments enabled on the site. Now you can tell us how much you hate us just like our parents did. *sob sob*

UPDATE: Hmm, apparently the comments are refusing to remember personal info. We're working on it.