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  • Pocketbands: Rubber Bracelets With A Hidden Pocket
    April 1, 2013
    Pocketbands are rubber bracelets with a small hidden pocket on the inside for storing money, keys, and drugs. They're currently a Kickstarter campaign created by Devin Eisner but have already been funded and the bracelets will go into production this month. Granted they're no ... / Continue →
  • Already Ordered: Rollie, The Egg-On-A-Stick Cooker
    March 27, 2013
    This is the $30 Rollie Eggmaster. You just crack an egg into it, and then a cylindrically cooked egg rises from the middle in a couple minutes. Add chopped vegetables and sausage and a stick while it's cooking to make it an omelet on a stick! The possibilities are practicall... / Continue →
  • THEY WERE BROTHER/SISTER?!: Star Wars Family Tree
    February 22, 2013
    This is a very basic Star Wars family tree designed by ChartGeek and color-coded based on movie appearances/extended universe to to prep not-so-serious-fans for the upcoming films. Not shown: Me and Princess Leia's secret lovechild. "You don't have a love child." Yes I do too... / Continue →
  • Minimalist Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle LEGO Builds
    September 10, 2012
    So I think lunch is either gonna be tuna salad or a bowl of Raisin Nut Bran. This is a small series of minimalist Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle LEGO builds by Geekologie reader (and all around stud) Nick D. Good job, bro. I wish I was creative enough to freeball my own LEGO de... / Continue →
  • Ready Muh Laser!: Dog With Death Star Dog Cone Collar
    March 28, 2012
    Damn bro those eyes are WONKY. You lookin' for treats in Alderaan places! This is Musha the pug Boston Terrier. Musha just had surgery and is wearing a dog cone fashioned into a Death Star to make her feel powerful during recovery. There is NO WAY her brain can put together... / Continue →
  • How To: Cut Your Own Star Wars Paper Snowflakes
    December 16, 2011
    Want to cut your own Star Wars snowflakes to hang from the ceiling for Christmas? Of course you do, you are INTO this. Thankfully, Anthony Herrera has you covered, with printable patterns to make all the designs above (but come on, nobody's gonna make C-3PO). I actually have... / Continue →
  • Reminder Bracelets: Watch Shaped Post-Its
    October 24, 2011
    Post-It's: you write something on them (usually 'KICK ME IN THE ASS HARD') and stick them to things (usually a person's back), simple as that. And now they make them shaped like watches so you can wear them around your wrist like lil reminder bracelets (that string-around-the-... / Continue →
  • ENTER TO WIN!!: Free Buckycube Giveaway
    September 22, 2011
    LAST CHANCE TO ENTER, CONTEST ENDS FRIDAY NIGHT AT MIDNIGHT PACIFIC. Alright folks, it's that time -- I've got 10 (TEN!) sets of Buckycubes to give away. All you have to do is leave a comment in the comments mentioning your favorite thing about Geekologie (or your balls, I r... / Continue →
  • Turn Your Grill's Gas Tank Into A LEGO Head
    September 8, 2011
    Want to turn your grill's propane tank ("I'M A CHARCOAL MAN, DAMMIT!") into a giant LEGO minifig head? Cool, there's an Instructable online about how to do it. Of course, if you can't figure out how to do it on your own you might want to reconsider ever undertaking any home i... / Continue →
  • It's A Carabiner, It's A Key, It's A Carabiner Key!
    July 18, 2011
    This is the world's first carabiner key. It's a key that's also a teensy carabiner. How can they even make parts that small? Beats me, but you could ask God the same thing about your pecker! HAHA -- BURN, Needlepeen! No word on cost, but they are a real product you can ord... / Continue →