This is a neon sign featuring two ghostbusters proton-packing Slimer. It looks like almost an exact replica of the animated gif version posted in this article last year. The sign adorns the Mexican restaurant Touché Hombre in Melbourne, Australia and the zapping action is ani... / Continue →

Because if you can't trust the overweight pervert hocking dildos behind the counter at your local adult bookstore, who can you trust? Nobody: that's who. Acidcow via Thedailywh.at Thanks to Jerry, who agrees the internet sucks for just about everything except meeting the lov... / Continue →

Note: Full-res version HERE in case you think reading the words is gonna help this all make sense. You're gonna be disappointed! At first I didn't even notice the cross on Optimus's head. Now I can't not see it. My God's no robot! Anyway, when I was a kid it didn't take Tr... / Continue →

This is a picture of a kid who got busted smoking pot and watching pr0n. And because getting caught by your parents WHILE YOU'RE HIGH AND WITH YOUR WIENER IN YOUR HAND isn't bad enough, they made him make this sign and stand by the road. God, you poor bastard. Just be thankf... / Continue →

"America uses mini-robots and poison to murder humans". That's 100% true is the thing, making this guy the most honest protester in the history of protesters. *ahem* Tea-baggers. But did you know they also use mind-controlled animals? Because they do that too. They've even... / Continue →

I have no idea where this is posted but it looks like the least fun place on earth. Like Disney Land if after you paid admittance they kneed you in the crotch, stole your wallet, kicked you out of the park and made you slash your own tires. Which -- actually that does sound f... / Continue →

I don't know what it is about this guy, but I really wanna throw a handful of change at him. Except not actual change, just a handful of washers. Then while Luke Panhandler there is scurrying around picking them up I'll steal his lightsaber. Well, provided he hasn't already ... / Continue →

Clever, but i would have also torn off the top half of the green sign and penciled in 'For a Good Time'. No iPod AND solicitations for sexual favors -- you'll think twice before losing something else, Caroline! Coffee Break [thehighdefinite] Thanks to GuamOtoko, who may or m... / Continue →

You'd have got to be out of your gotdamn mind to board an elevator with a robot, but apparently students at the Stanford Medical School need to reminded not to. And these kids are gonna be performing surgeries? Yeah, not on me they're not! After finishing my doctoral work, I... / Continue →

This is a video of ninja/sign-spinner Matthew Kermode. He can spin a sign like nobody's business. But it is -- he works for a sign-spinning business! Taking his headphones off to talk with us for a second, the sign samurai handed us a card out of his wallet: "Matthew Kermode... / Continue →