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  • AHAHAHAHAHA, My God You're Doing It So Wrong: Man Has $230,000 Gold Shirt Made To Attract Women
    January 7, 2013
    Metal Gear Not So Solid. This is Pimpri-Chinchwad native and number one stunna Datta Phuge modeling the $230,000 22-karat gold shirt he had made to help attract women. It weighs in at around seven pounds but feels much, much heavier on my heart. Datta also sports several add... / Continue →
  • You Suck, George!: Hands Down Some Of The Fugliest (And Most Expensive) Star Wars Apparel To Ever Exist
    July 3, 2012
    This is a series of licensed Star Wars apparel by Tokyo/Paris based Comme des Garçon. Please, just look at this shirt for a moment and take it all in. Who would wear that? SPOILER: Not even your dad. And it's $350. That's $350 to look like a f***ing idiot. Granted a lot o... / Continue →
  • Together Forever: Finally, Get A Decent Version Of Your World Of Warcraft Character Printed On A Shirt
    June 11, 2012
    Printwarcraft.com is now offering officially licensed shirts (previously just posters and mousepads) of your personal World of Warcraft characters. Just provide your character's name and realm to begin the customization process, and the next thing you know, BOOM -- you're spen... / Continue →
  • Something's Not Right: Puerto Rican 'Avengers' Shirt
    March 7, 2012
    This is an Avengers shirt being sold on the streets of Puerto Rico. As if it wasn't already the best Avengers shirt available, IT'S EVEN SLEEVELESS. What is this, my lucky day?! SPOILER: No. If it was I'd be sipping a rum-drink in a Puerto Rican bar right now showing off my... / Continue →
  • Vests Are So Not In Right Now: Bulletproof Polos
    January 23, 2012
    Look out your kitchen window. Your patio furniture is all wrecked to shit, isn't it? I know, that last BBQ of yours got out of hand. Shots were fired. Enter the $3,500 bulletproof polo from Miguel Caballero's Black Label Collection, just the thing you need to protect your ne... / Continue →
  • Stussy's Still Around?: Stussy/Marvel Clothing
    May 2, 2011
    Stussy, a company best known for producing the jeans I wore in high school (JNCO too!) apparently didn't go under after I went off to college and started wearing khakis. Khakis, ha -- I've never even owned a pair! Capris, absolutely. Anyway, the company has teamed up with Ma... / Continue →
  • For The Ladies: Sessy Pac-Man Dresses
    March 18, 2011
    This is a line of $32 Pac-Man dresses from 80'sTees. Why they didn't bother making a Ms. Pac-Man version is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with BLATANT SEXISM. Proud Don Draper would be proud. Also, what's up with the model? I feel like ol' Demoneyes McSoul... / Continue →
  • The Hole Is A Lie: Real Life Portal T-Shirt
    November 5, 2010
    Ben Heck, modder extraordinaire, went and created a Portal t-shirt. I assume for Halloween, but possibly just for fun. It's almost identical to this guy's "hole through the chest" shirt, except that one doesn't have a Portal theme, making it forgettable at best. What was I j... / Continue →
  • Spray-On Shirts Are Washable, Rewearable
    September 16, 2010
    Note: Video after the jump is probably NSFW due to a topless A-cup getting a shirt sprayed on. Wow, we really are living in the future, aren't we? HELL NO WE'RE NOT -- look outside, you see any hovercars?! Exactly. The prosecution naps. But on the bright side, washable, re... / Continue →
  • I SAID DO IT!: The Truffle Shuffle T-Shirt
    June 28, 2010
    At first I got all excited when I saw this because the model looked like an attractive lady and I thought I was gonna get a face full of napples. Then I realized it was just a dude that looks like a lady. That's the worst kind of dude, FYI. I'd still kiss him aside, this is ... / Continue →