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  • Do Not Touch: Animal Sculptures Made From Glass Shards
    February 11, 2013
    This is a series of animal sculptures created by Polish artist Marta Klonowska using pieces of shattered glass. I bet her hands look like she ran them through a paper shredder. Almost all of her sculptures are based on animals found in baroque and romantic paintings by such... / Continue →
  • Stab Stab, Taze Taze!: 8.8-Million Volt Dual Ninja Swords
    January 30, 2013
    This is the 8.8 Million Volt Shock Mod Ninja Sword built by Youtuber GreekGadgetGuru (who has a bunch of other videos of terrifying weapons he's made like an Assassin's Creed poison dart shooter, taser gloves, ballistic knives, and an arm-mounted crossbow). It's basically two ... / Continue →
  • Probably Not What Batman Would Carry: Batarang Knives
    August 23, 2012
    These are some officially licensed Batman TWIN BLADE folding knives. My God, Wayne Enterprises has gone downhill. They cost about $9 and come in different colors so you can accessorize any outfit. "But why do they have two blades?" To hurt yourself, silly! Thanks to car... / Continue →
  • AHAHAHAHA, I Must Have Them: Wolverine Claw Toys
    August 14, 2012
    This is a pair of $20 plastic Wolverine claw toys. They're pretty cheesewhizzy, but I still want them. I've been looking for something that says, "Don't mess with me" when I'm out jogging at night. Apparently the fanny-pack isn't cutting it. "And you feel like something ... / Continue →
  • I Didn't Like That Finger Anyways: The Guillotine Ring
    July 16, 2012
    JESUS, STOP CUTTING YOUR THUMBNAIL SO SHORT. This is the Guillotine Ring (aka The Divorce) from Vagabond Jewelry. You have to constantly hold its little chain in your hand because if you let go it'll cut your finger off. No, no it won't. You will bleed though. And bleeding... / Continue →
  • Count Me In (Plus Bleeding): A Throwing Knife Slingshot
    June 5, 2012
    This is a video of Jorge Sprave demonstrating his latest and greatest way to accidentally kill/maim yourself, the throwing-knife shooting slingshot. Because why waste all your precious arm-power throwing throwing knives when you can shoot throwing knives? Not to mention it f... / Continue →
  • Twisted Dagger Designed Specifically For Killing People
    April 4, 2012
    This is the Jagdkommando Tri-Dagger Fixed Blade Knife, an "art" dagger designed specifically FOR KILLING ANOTHER PERSON. "I thought all daggers were designed for killing your enemies." You might have a point. A sharp one -- COMING RIGHT AT YOU! *stab stab* "That's a cockta... / Continue →
  • I'll Pass On The Backscratch: Pointed Batman Fingernails
    March 12, 2012
    These are some Batman themed fingernails by DeviantARTist KayleighOC. As you can see, all the fingers look like little Batman heads and the thumb has a big ol' Batman logo. They kinda remind me of the time I tried growing my nails out for as long as I could as an exercise in ... / Continue →
  • Animal Sculptures Created From Shattered CDs
    February 23, 2012
    Because SOMEBODY had to do SOMETHING with all those unwanted AOL CDs, Australian artist Sean Avery decided to put them to good use creating little animal sculptures (custom ones available on his website for ~$320-$850). Good lookin', Sean. Some artists work in paint, some in ... / Continue →
  • Maybe Skyrim In Real Life Isn't So Cool After All
    January 11, 2012
    Seen here about to fail hard, 37-year old "warrior" David Millington prepares to wage battle on an enemy he's held a grudge against for 30 years. Wait -- since you were seven?! Jesus, he wiped a booger on your arm, bro -- let it go. This is the astonishing moment a crazed at... / Continue →