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  • April 21, 2014
    This is a video of a group performing the Pokemon theme song in the style of a 90's R&B slow jam. It's sultry. The kind of song you and a lover could take each other's clothes off to. Or, if you're like me, the kind of song you could fumble around with a bra clasp to for a m... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2013
    According to a recent survey of 1,100 adult smartphone owners, nearly one in ten adults admit to using their smartphone during sex, presumably to check Geekologie or play their turn on Words With Friends. Oh yeah, give it to me -- YES, YES, YES! I just played 'BONING' on a tr... / Continue →
  • November 14, 2012
    This is a 'Love is Art' kit. It comes with a canvas and a bottle of paint. You just douse you and your lover (or in your case just you) with the body paint, then go at it like animals atop the canvas. When you're done, ART IS BORN (and possibly a baby nine months later). As... / Continue →
  • November 5, 2012
    In a recent survey, 9 out of 10 women agreed, I'm not attractive. The other woman was my mom. Enter Tefina, a new drug that may increase a woman's libido and which I will probably utilize to develop a new cologne that makes me irresistible to the ladies (and hopefully not wol... / Continue →
  • September 5, 2012
    ...Is that an orgy room? According to a recent British study (which might not mean anything anywhere else in the world), people with purple bedrooms have almost double the "intimate encounters" (read: sexy times) per week that people with grey rooms have. Now if you'll excuse... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like monster tears, these 230-million year old pieces of amber each have an insect inside. One fly, and two mites. *adjusting pants crotch* A man can only hope there's some dino DNA in there to clone from. The amber droplets, which are only 2-... / Continue →
  • July 25, 2012
    But do they come in XL? Because even peens deserve to play dress-up from time to time, online retailer D*ckHats is selling these edible chocolate dong toppers for sweetening up sexy-time with your lover. They're currently available in viking and cowboy hat varieties, but I've... / Continue →
  • May 16, 2012
    This is an easy-to-understand chart depicting how common birthdays are in the US based on data from 1973-1999. *sobbing* My parents said I was special -- it looks like half the f***ing country was born August 12th! So yeah, basically if you were born in July-September you are... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2012
    This is an actual whiskey flavored lube from the gluttons over at Epic Meal Time. Apparently they're convinced whiskey is a desirable smell to have smeared all over your privates. SPOILER: It's not. Unless you're in a relationship with another manly dude (I'm thinking a gay ... / Continue →
  • April 25, 2012
    This is a sparkly rubber dildo representing the time vortex with a little Dr. Who TARDIS inside. What on earth (or in outer space) that would do for a woman is beyond me, but I suspect make them feel good and maybe moan a little. Or a lot, I don't know -- I've never handled a... / Continue →