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  • Ah Yes, The Old 'Create Art By Having Sex On Canvas' Kit
    November 14, 2012
    This is a 'Love is Art' kit. It comes with a canvas and a bottle of paint. You just douse you and your lover (or in your case just you) with the body paint, then go at it like animals atop the canvas. When you're done, ART IS BORN (and possibly a baby nine months later). As... / Continue →
  • I Smell A New Cologne!: Nasal Spray That Increases Women's Arousal Ready For Clinical Testing
    November 5, 2012
    In a recent survey, 9 out of 10 women agreed, I'm not attractive. The other woman was my mom. Enter Tefina, a new drug that may increase a woman's libido and which I will probably utilize to develop a new cologne that makes me irresistible to the ladies (and hopefully not wol... / Continue →
  • Study: People With Purple Bedrooms Have The Most Sex
    September 5, 2012
    ...Is that an orgy room? According to a recent British study (which might not mean anything anywhere else in the world), people with purple bedrooms have almost double the "intimate encounters" (read: sexy times) per week that people with grey rooms have. Now if you'll excuse... / Continue →
  • New Oldest Known Insects Trapped In Amber Discovered
    August 28, 2012
    Seen here looking suspiciously like monster tears, these 230-million year old pieces of amber each have an insect inside. One fly, and two mites. *adjusting pants crotch* A man can only hope there's some dino DNA in there to clone from. The amber droplets, which are only 2-... / Continue →
  • Sexy Time!: Chocolate Hats To Wear On Your Peenor
    July 25, 2012
    But do they come in XL? Because even peens deserve to play dress-up from time to time, online retailer D*ckHats is selling these edible chocolate dong toppers for sweetening up sexy-time with your lover. They're currently available in viking and cowboy hat varieties, but I've... / Continue →
  • I'm Not That Special: Chart Of How Common A Birthday Is
    May 16, 2012
    This is an easy-to-understand chart depicting how common birthdays are in the US based on data from 1973-1999. *sobbing* My parents said I was special -- it looks like half the f***ing country was born August 12th! So yeah, basically if you were born in July-September you are... / Continue →
  • Smell Like A Bar, DOWN THERE: Whiskey Flavored Lube
    May 14, 2012
    This is an actual whiskey flavored lube from the gluttons over at Epic Meal Time. Apparently they're convinced whiskey is a desirable smell to have smeared all over your privates. SPOILER: It's not. Unless you're in a relationship with another manly dude (I'm thinking a gay ... / Continue →
  • Playing (The) Doctor: Lady-Toy With A TARDIS Inside
    April 25, 2012
    This is a sparkly rubber dildo representing the time vortex with a little Dr. Who TARDIS inside. What on earth (or in outer space) that would do for a woman is beyond me, but I suspect make them feel good and maybe moan a little. Or a lot, I don't know -- I've never handled a... / Continue →
  • QR Coded Condoms Encourage Wrapping It Up By Getting To Show Off Where You Had Safe Sex
    February 27, 2012
    Planned Parenthood in western Washington state have been handing out condoms with special QR codes on the wrapper. Users are encouraged to scan the code with their smartphone prior to/after having sex (AND WASHING YOUR HANDS), and the general location of your safe sex will be ... / Continue →
  • Scientists To Print Robotic Dinos From Bone Scans
    February 24, 2012
    Paleontologists at Drexel University have developed a means of scanning fossilized dinos, then printing accurate reproductions of their bones to assemble into accurately-moving robotic dinosaurs. No word if they plan on adding skin to them, but I'm not into the bony look. Am ... / Continue →