To infinity and beyo-- oh no, OH NO! Buzz Lightyear: he doesn't belong in your ass. At least not upside down. You think a doctor's gonna believe he flew up there by himself feet first? THINK AGAIN (doesn't work for Ninja Turtles either). Buzz Lightyear Should Not Be Insi... / Continue →

Picture related...enough. A 50-year old Croatian man has been arrested after seeking medical help to remove a live 11-cm anti-aircraft shell from his butt after getting it stuck up there during a sex game. The deadliest sex game. You...have been hanging out with a bad crowd.... / Continue →

There's an epidemic happening in Australia. That's right folks, it's a zombie apocalypse. Just kidding, but a bunch of Australian jewel beetles are humping themselves to death on brown beer bottles. Oh you guys don't get down with the Heineken?! It's a case of mistaken at... / Continue →

Picture kinda related. Some pervert in England was recently arrested after being caught in the women's room of a mall dressed as a female 'mannequin' and taking pictures of women's feet under the stall wall and recording the sounds of them farting and flushing because that's ... / Continue →

Note: Video probably NSFW on account of a robot trying to choke down a wiener. This is a disturbingly disturbing DISTURBING DISTURBING video of a sex-bot "sucking" on a sausage. I put quotations around sucking because she's 100% trying to gnaw it in half. Now, as you may wel... / Continue →

Note: Video is after the jump and is NSFW or home because how the f*** are you gonna explain this to your girlfriend when she finds it? Remember yesterday's Street Fighter II sex move maniac (who looks suspiciously like the Iranian president)? Well to prove he's not just a on... / Continue →

Note: Video is after the jump and NSFW NSFW NSFW due to 360-degrees of penis plus naked chick with bubble butt. This is a video of some guy about to have the sexual intercourses with a ladyfriend but decides to throw a couple Street Fighter shoryukens in the air before stumb... / Continue →

The Ninja Slug is a newly discovered species of slug found in Borneo. I can only assume it wanted to be discovered BECAUSE YOU DON'T JUST RANDOMLY STUMBLE UPON NINJAS. Boasting a tail three times the length of its head, the newly described long-tailed slug is found only in th... / Continue →

Some 24-year old chick in Britain fell off her Wii Balance Board and has become a sex addict as a result of the tumble. Hello, city council? This is the president speaking. I want you to repave all the sidewalks with Wii Balance Boards, pronto. It seems that, courtesy of th... / Continue →

This is an older compilation of Star Trek clips that, out of context, sound incredibly sexual. Actually, in context they sound super sexual too. Yay, freaky space-sex. RED ROCKET RED ROCKET! This is an expansion of a short set of clips that Gene Roddenberry had put together... / Continue →