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  • August 27, 2014
    HIYO, totally thought that dude's finger was a pecker at first. Because what man hasn't dreamed of sporting a BlueTooth and Wi-Fi connected ring around his wiener, this is the Bondara SexFit penis ring sexual performance evaluator. It vibrates for pleasure, has performance ... / Continue →
  • May 30, 2014
    Meet the Galactic Cap (not to be confused with the Space Jammer), a condom that only covers the very end of a penis, allowing for greater sensitivity while boning. Basically, you apply a special piece of adhesive tape ("hours or even days before sex" -- yes, seriously) to the ... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2014
    Do my balls work? Are my sperm swimming? Could my girlfriend get pregnant? These are all questions I am confident the answer to is no. I have been toasting my nuts with a laptop 14 hours a day for far too long for there to be anything alive down there. My balls are like a ... / Continue →
  • April 29, 2014
    There was an Autoblow 1?! Meet Autoblow 2, the brainchild of masturbation expert Brian Sloan and allegedly the latest and greatest in automatic male pleasuring devices. It's supposed to simulate the feeling of oral sex. You just put your penis in the thing, press a button, a... / Continue →
  • April 22, 2014
    HIYO, female insect peen coming at ya! This is a closeup of a Brazilian cave insect in which male and female sex organs are reversed. The males have vaginas and the females, big ol' penises (for an insect). The male still produces the sperm though, the female just dips her p... / Continue →
  • April 4, 2014
    This is a series of geeky condom package designs by Australian artist Kode Abdo. Personally, I think condom packaging should contain inspirational messages like, "You can do this!", "Congratulations!", "I can't believe this is happening!", "High-five!" and "Think of spaghetti ... / Continue →
  • October 8, 2013
    Seen here looking absolutely nothing like the sex-craved maniac that he actually is (appearances can be deceiving), a yellow footed (and potentially bruised penis) antechinus prepares to sex himself to death. Not a bad way to go if you ask me. Of course if you asked my partne... / Continue →
  • August 28, 2013
    I came for an oil-change. *wink* Because the sex boxes they installed in 2010 were too drab, the city of Zurich has installed new sex boxes for people to have sex with prostitutes in, without the fear of children on family road trips watching from the back of their parents' st... / Continue →
  • July 12, 2013
    According to a recent survey of 1,100 adult smartphone owners, nearly one in ten adults admit to using their smartphone during sex, presumably to check Geekologie or play their turn on Words With Friends. Oh yeah, give it to me -- YES, YES, YES! I just played 'BONING' on a tr... / Continue →
  • June 25, 2013
    This is a series of conceptual pop culture condom wrappers created by Italian artist Benedetto Papi (of Star Wars condoms fame). Condoms are important to use because they help prevent disease and pregnancy. I'm terrified of both of those things. If condoms also helped preven... / Continue →