Italian furniture designer Campeggi had this Rocky inspired sofa on display at the recent Milan Design Show. In case you couldn't tell from the photos because you're super special, the backrest swivels upward to create a punching bag. It's perfect for when I PWN your ass at v... / Continue →

Happens to me all the time. Almost as often as impotence spoils my love life. Just sayin', you ever had to tape popsicle sticks to your pecker just to seem aroused? LOLWUT?! Tell me you're joking. Where's That F*cking Lego Piece? [gizmodo]... / Continue →

This is a little gallery from College Humor that reimagines video games named what people say the most while playing them. They're pretty accurate. But, for your reading pleasure, I've compiled a list of some of my personal faves. 1. MOOOOOOOM -- I Need Another Juice Box! 2.... / Continue →

7. Comfort the dying. Geez that's morbid. And as much as I'd like to think I could, I'd probably be too busy running around in circles screaming. They don't call me Mr. Cool Under Fire for nothing you know. In Case Of Nuclear Attack: #7 - Comfort The Dying [ohgizmo]... / Continue →

There's nothing I can't stand more than a screaming child. If I ever have children they're never gonna scream. Or cry. Or, God willing, know who their father is. I'm a role model! Goodbye N64 Kid, Hello Xbox 360 Kid [gizmodo]... / Continue →

NOTE: Video is NSFW due to language. This is a video of some guy playing Super Mario 2 with running hardcore commentary. I thought it was pretty funny. And the couple of people that I sent it to thought it was pretty funny too. But hey, maybe you'll think it's stupid. That... / Continue →

The shouting vase is a $79 jug that you yell into after you stub your toe on the coffee table or your wife cooks your eggs the wrong way. It drastically reduces the volume of your screaming, as is evident from the scientific picture in the bottom right. Turn your loudest, m... / Continue →

Let's face it, sometimes you're going apeshit and the only thing that'll make you feel better is breaking something. Enter the Anger Release Machine. It's a vending machine created by artists Katja Kublitz and Ronnie Yarisal that's filled with china. You just insert your mon... / Continue →