This is a recent shot of Chuck Norris and his freshly shaven beard and mustache. He looks like a dad. Definitely not the kind of guy you'd imagine roundhouse kicking the devil's pecker off then singing Metallica's 'No Remorse' into it like a karaoke mic. *telephone ringing* ... / Continue →

According to astronomers, star formation across the universe is at an all time low, some 30 times less than it was at its height 11-billion years ago. They also speculate only another 5% more stars being formed in the future. Well folks, looks like it's all downhill from here... / Continue →

According to a recent study by Kew Gardens, climate change could wipe out the majority of the world's wild arabica coffee plants by 2080. Then we're left with growing coffee in greenhouses, or, worse, doing a bunch of coke just to be able to get out of bed in the morning. a w... / Continue →

In heartbreaking news, Red Lion Liquors in Burnsville, Minnesota, suffered a loss after sunlight, magnified by vodka bottles in the store window, ignited a fire on Sunday. *yelling at bottles* What do you think you are, Molotov cocktails?! Surveillance cameras captured the sl... / Continue →

Ugh. Apparently PSY stopped by the set of The Wolverine for some reason and did his little pony dance with Hugh Jackman. It ranks high on my list of things I never want to see. Not as high as "my penis breaking off in my hand," but it's up there. Hit the jump for a crappy... / Continue →

In soul crushing news, scientists claim there's no chance of cloning dinosaurs from DNA found in the present day because DNA rapidly deteriorates over time, citing that even under optimal conditions every single bond in DNA is broken in less than 1/10th of the time since the mo... / Continue →

Note: Mug doesn't actually shrink when coffee is added. This is the $13 Disappearing Dinosaur Magic Mug from Baron Bob. At room temperature, it features a picture of a couple sexy-ass dinos, but when hot liquid is added *sniffle* oh God -- THEY TURN INTO FOSSILS. *uncontrolla... / Continue →

In news that shouldn't surprise anyone familiar with old Japanese monster movies, mutant butterflies have been found to be breeding near the site of Japan's 2011 Fukushima power plant disaster. The butterflies are said to have the strength of ten men and an insatiable appetite... / Continue →

These are a bunch of shots from Pakistan of the Coast Guard destroying 1,000's of confiscated liquor bottles (as well as burning a mountain of hash and betel nuts) to celebrate the International Day Against Drug Abuse and Illicit Trafficking. Wow, that does NOT sound like my k... / Continue →

In cripplingly depressing news, GameStop has announced they'll stop accepting Nintendo Gamecube related trade-ins April 2nd. "They still were?" Ha, it's news to me too. No word if Genesis games are still a go. So yeah, if you have any Gamecube game you want to get rid of, n... / Continue →