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  • May 18, 2012
    Why it took so long for somebody to finally combine cupcakes and sausages is beyond me, but I suspect it has something to do with a lot of people calling themselves foodies but not really being foodies. People always like to lie about themselves to sound more interesting. Me?... / Continue →
  • December 3, 2010
    This is a nativity made entirely out of meat. Okay, and some hash browns and pretzel sticks. I particularly love how all the wise men are wearing tin-foil helmets. Star of Bethlehem: miraculous sign or alien spacecraft. Only baby Jesus knows for sure, and he's not talking. ... / Continue →
  • August 19, 2010
    Allegedly this is the world's largest "fixed" barbecue grill. Fixed liked it remains in one spot, not fixed like it got its nuts cut and has to wear a cone. It can cook 1,000 sausages or 500 hamburgers at the same time. Good thing too! (I'm fat you see) It's the brainchild... / Continue →
  • April 21, 2010
    The Bob Evans branded gravy dispenser: the pinnacle of convenience store deliciousity. And you can own your own for the low, low cost of $635! At your cost of $0.78 a serving and a suggested retail price of $1.99, you're making a 61% profit per biscuit. I just ordered one and s... / Continue →
  • March 7, 2010
    This is a video of a couple jackasses shooting a model rocket made of meat. It was an interesting experiment from a purely scientific standpoint, but a terrible waste of resources. It does get funny at the end though because SPOILER ALERT: the rocket crashes through the kitch... / Continue →
  • February 12, 2010
    South Koreans, being the industrious people that they are, have discovered that you can substitute an individually packaged sausage to operate your iPhone or other touchscreen cellphone without ever having to take your gloves off. Plus, they make a great snack afterward! The s... / Continue →
  • February 9, 2010
    Some guy went and stuffed a sausage roll with a Cheesy Double Beef Burrito from Taco Bell. Sure it's grade D (for delicious) meat, but, wait -- where's the bacon wrap? Pfft, and I almost called you a genius. Taco Bell Stuffed Sausage [epicportions] Thanks to Jessica, who on... / Continue →
  • January 20, 2010
    Don't even act like you wouldn't swim in that creek. You'd probably even contemplate drowning on purpose AND I DON'T BLAME YOU. It's certainly not the worst way to go. Not the best either, but not the worst. These aren't paintings but true photos! Also everything you can se... / Continue →
  • January 19, 2010
    I don't know about you, but I'm manly as hell and I love watching football. And I, for one, can't wait to watch the Pirates walk all over the Red Wings in this year's Superbowl. *chest-bump* And what better way to turn your Superbowl get-together into a REAL sausage party th... / Continue →
  • December 11, 2009
    Sure it's mostly sausage in the case but I'm a word wizard and sausagecase doesn't even qualify as apprentice level word magic. Now sausage casing maybe... Anyway, this case holds 19 different types of sausage and, admit it, the key to your heart. Well, at least the key to s... / Continue →