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  • They're Working: Anti-Pervert Hairy Leg Stockings
    June 18, 2013
    These are allegedly (I couldn't find any other info) Chinese leg hair stockings designed to prevent girls from being approached by perverts. I'd imagine they work. Unfortunately, they'll also prevent you from being approached by the man of your dreams, so it's kind of a catch... / Continue →
  • Finally, A Decent Set Of Armor For Guinea Pigs
    June 17, 2013
    You know what the main problem with guinea pigs is? They're vulnerable in battle. Thankfully, eBay seller mightys0x in selling this custom made guinea pig sized scale mail. 100% of the proceeds from the sale go to Metropolitan Guinea Pig Rescue, which is very noble of the se... / Continue →
  • Terrifying Anti-Drunk Driving Campaign In London (Aka The Mannequin Head Through The Bathroom Mirror)
    June 7, 2013
    This is an anti-drunk driving PSA from London that scares unsuspecting bar patrons in the bathroom when a fake bloody mannequin head smashing through the mirror as they wash their hands after taking a piss (I know -- some guys actually do that you filthy monster). The commerci... / Continue →
  • DEATH DEALER: Demonic Face Medieval Armor Helmet
    June 6, 2013
    This is the demonic faced armor helmet crafted by DarkHeart Armoury. I would not hesitate to wear that into battle. Or the bedroom. Hisssssssss, call me The Demon Layer, Bringer of Carnal Pleasure! Baby? Where are you going? Wait -- I'll take the helmet off! *door slams*... / Continue →
  • Cool: Motorcycle Helmet With Attached Skull Mask
    May 17, 2013
    This is the motorcycle helmet with an attached skull mask worn by an unknown biker attending the Harley Davidson National Rally in China. You should get totally one, that way everybody thinks you're Ghost Rider. Well, at least the people who can't tell a motorcycle from your ... / Continue →
  • Riding In Style (And Batman's Lap): Batman Kid's Car Seat
    April 26, 2013
    Drive fast and reckless mom, Batman will protect me! Continuing with yesterday's Batman theme on Geekologie, this is the $150 Batman Carseat from KidsEmbrace. It's a kid's car seat that lets your little tyke ride around IN BATMAN'S LAP. With dual handjob cupholders! When I... / Continue →
  • Okay: New Flexi-Hose 'Origami' Condom Designs
    April 23, 2013
    These are Daniel Resnic's 'Origami' condom designs. Despite what the name might imply, the condoms are actually latex-free silicon, which is a good thing because no folded paper crane on your pecker is gonna prevent your girlfriend from getting pregnant. The Origami Male Co... / Continue →
  • I Don't Even Have A Bike And I Want One: The Predator Motorcycle Helmet
    April 19, 2013
    This is the Predator inspired motorcycle helmet from NLO MOTO. It costs $780. Now I know that may seem like a lot, but that's only because it is. My head isn't worth a quarter of that. It's built on an actual motorcycle helmet so it's properly safety rated, but has been enh... / Continue →
  • How To: Put On A Condom With A Slingshot Gun
    April 8, 2013
    Nice vibrator, bro. This is a video of Jörg Sprave demonstrating the condom-applying slingshot he developed to collect the Bill and Melinda Gates Foundation's $100,000 reward for a concept that will encourage greater condom use. It's really something. You ever been hit in th... / Continue →
  • ON IT: Bill Gates Offers $100K For Better Condom Design
    March 25, 2013
    Would not taste that rainbow. Bill Gates, who may or may not be suffering from boner loss due to current condom design, is offering a $100,000 reward for a next-gen prophylactic that encourages greater condom use so people stop contracting diseases and children. Additional co... / Continue →