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  • October 12, 2012
    I know this isn't the first zombie themed paintball experience, but whatever, it's getting close to Halloween and I'm trying to SET THE MOOD. *lighting romantic candles on dinner table* Help yourself to some boxed wine -- the Spaghetti O's should be ready any minute. Ron McC... / Continue →
  • February 29, 2012
    Hey ladies -- want to make my roommate cry for $10? it look like your garters are tearing the flesh from your legs? Pfft, who doesn't? ME. I don't wear stockings, I wear tights. That way I can get away without wearing underwear. But enough about my sexy-f***in' ass -- intr... / Continue →
  • February 15, 2012
    This is a picture from an "adventure themed wedding ceremony" that took place in Thailand yesterday because why should a wedding NOT end with you being chased by pirates? I'm not sure what else an adventure wedding entails, but from the look of things it's abandon your wife if... / Continue →
  • August 18, 2011
    Note to self: learn how to ride a bike. The last time we saw MABEL the running robot she was tripping and falling all over herself while I cheered and fist-bumped my laptop. Aaaaaaaaand now she can run at 6.8 miles an hour. That's less than 9-minute miles. "I could run fast... / Continue →
  • December 20, 2010
    There are creepy pictures, and then there's the picture above. Introducing 'Athlete', the running, jumping robot. Which -- when was the last time you went for a jog again? Because now might be a good time to dust off the Umbros and cross-trainers and hit the sidewalk. Me? ... / Continue →
  • November 17, 2010
    This is a vision of the future captured by famed horror photographer Joshua Hoffine (who also created THESE images). Needless to say, it'll be haunting my dreams (including the day variety) for months to come. GAAAH!! Sorry -- must have dozed off for a sec. Per the man hims... / Continue →
  • October 5, 2010
    Note: Slightly larger version HERE for those of you with eyes in the back of your head that have to use a mirror to see the monitor. Will you survive the zombie apocalypse? I dunno, I guess it depends on what kind of zombies you're dealing with. Because I'm gonna be honest... / Continue →
  • August 25, 2010
    Earth, wind and fire tornadoes. This is what the apocalypse looks like. "Oh really? Then where are all the make-believe killer robots you're always crying about, GW?" Above, you dumbass! A 'fire tornado' has been caught on camera in the Brazilian municipality of Aracatuba,... / Continue →
  • May 17, 2010
    Listen printer: if you even think about initiating a robot uprising I'll pull your plug and beat you with the cord so badly you'll wish you never learned to collate. Stop laughing, fax machine -- I'll paper jam your ass till you're drunk-dialing sex lines begging for mercy. P... / Continue →
  • May 5, 2010
    NOTE: Video is after the jump dammit. I always thought the whole John Connor bit was a bunch of bullshit. And you know what? I was right for once in my Godforsaken life. This is the video evidence proving what Terminators are REALLY sent back for. Which SPOILER ALERT: is... / Continue →