Pocketbands are rubber bracelets with a small hidden pocket on the inside for storing money, keys, and drugs. They're currently a Kickstarter campaign created by Devin Eisner but have already been funded and the bracelets will go into production this month. Granted they're no ... / Continue →

This is a video of slingshot nutjob Jorge Sprave's chainsaw-javelin shooting slingshot. It fires a little chainsaw on a pole. Its actual usefulness as an effective weapon is next to zero but the RAD FACTOR, well, the rad factor is a solid six out of ten. "That isn't very hig... / Continue →

This is a video of Jeremy 'Balloon Man' Telford recreating a corner of Bilbo Baggins' hobbit hole Bag End out of 2,600 balloons over the span of three days. He does a good job. Sure if I had been involved it would have been way more detailed, but I wasn't invited to particip... / Continue →

This is a realer-than-real sculpture of Ellen Ripley (Sigourney Weaver) from 'Aliens'. It was sculpted (cast) by Steve Scotts out of silicone and a big box of SICK TALENT. I actually had to go back and look at all the in-process shots to make sure it was real. AND IT IS. T... / Continue →

This is a video of Youtuber MrLaduj1 testing the durability of a Durex condom by blowing one up with Coke and Mentos. Who knew condoms could stretch so far? I did. *wink* Get it? Because my pecker's so giant. That's a lie though, I got it stuck inside a thimble once and ha... / Continue →

This is a line of Star Trek inspired latex outfits to be introduced by Poison Candy Latex at the upcoming Montreal Comic Con. Good start, but you should consider making some of the guy's suits too you know? God, I can just imagine my body tingling in a tight, shiny, mustard-c... / Continue →

This is a sparkly rubber dildo representing the time vortex with a little Dr. Who TARDIS inside. What on earth (or in outer space) that would do for a woman is beyond me, but I suspect make them feel good and maybe moan a little. Or a lot, I don't know -- I've never handled a... / Continue →

Planned Parenthood in western Washington state have been handing out condoms with special QR codes on the wrapper. Users are encouraged to scan the code with their smartphone prior to/after having sex (AND WASHING YOUR HANDS), and the general location of your safe sex will be ... / Continue →

Look at this guy. You wanna look like this guy? Of course not, nobody in their right mind (or even a zombie's!!!!1) would. Even he doesn't want to, but we've all gotta play with the cards we're dealt (or whisper to the dealer you have a gun). This is a $15 beanie with two r... / Continue →

Inb4 I'd blow coke with that. "Nobody was going to say that." Haha, suuuuuuure you weren't. *taps finger to nose knowingly* This is a mold for making ice straws. It consists of a silicon mold and some clear glass tubes. Come on -- it's an ice mold for God's sakes, not a p... / Continue →