Note: This isn't the whole graphic, you have to hit the jump to see the whole thing because it's long like you are and would totally destroy the front page with its raw sexual energy. This is an infographic guesstimating the cost of being Iron Man in the Iron Man 3 movie. Is ... / Continue →

Come hither. Because he realizes just how badly he's sinned and is trying to make up for it in his old age so he can go to heaven instead of the depths of hell like I imagine him screaming from in my dreams, George Lucas has announced that he's giving away the majority of the ... / Continue →

This is a massive gallery of reimagined Boba Fett and Clone Trooper helmets that have been modded by artists and visual effects studios and put up for auction on eBay, with proceeds going towards the Make A Wish Foundation. They're all pretty amazing, and a couple (including t... / Continue →

One call to Commissioner Gordon and I'll have your badges! So apparently Batman (not this little turd) got pulled over in Silver Spring, Maryland (more of my old stomping grounds!) this week for not having a license plate on the back of his surrogate Lamborghini Batmobile, onl... / Continue →

This is the "at least a half-million Euros" (~$662K) Rolls-Royce Phantom Hearse B12 from Biemme Special Cars. Because why not make your last ride a spectacular one? Me? I want my body strapped to a rocket and shot into a volcano. Ooooooooor pushed down a steep hill in a whe... / Continue →

A bottle of absinthe, a $500 phone app and a removed wristwatch? Somebody's trying to kill themself. Remember the $1,000 'I Am Rich' iPhone app that doesn't do anything except let other people know you're actually stupid enough to pay $1,000 for an app that doesn't do anythin... / Continue →

Virgin Galactic, best known for making me chuckle every time I hear it because I'm seven and refuse to grow up (I buy black market fairy dust from this geezer named Tootles), successfully tested their suborbital spaceship over the weekend. Just not in space. Baby steps, yo! ... / Continue →

Because finding a rich person with class is like finding a bum with clean underwear that toots diamond dust, there are now ATMs that dispense gold bars. Abu Dhabi's top hotel is upping the ante in the race for Gulf glitz: adding a gold-dispensing machine. The ATM-style kiosk... / Continue →

A copy of Action Comics #1, best known for featuring the first appearance of Superman, recently sold for a staggering $1 million at auction. That's one rich old virgin! Kidding -- kidding -- hookers count. They said it couldn't be done. They said that no comic book--no matte... / Continue →

Because rich people sometimes struggle to find new things to blow their money on, Frankie Flood makes custom, one-of-a-kind pizza cutters. No word on price or if they're dishwasher safe, but from the looks of this one, no. That thing will kill every dish in the washer and the... / Continue →