[GW's Note: I've set the microwave on fire twice, this review is presented without commentary by my ladyfriend] Cooking for Geeks ($22) is not your typical, boring-ass cookbook with recipes -- oh no -- it's jam-packed with scienc-y stuff! Jeff Potter takes an Alton Brown-esque... / Continue →

This is an interactive guide to 2010 divided into a bunch of different categories. Except this is just a picture of the interactive guide, I didn't actually embed the thing. You're gonna have to follow the link if you wanna click around and get your learn on. I mean, if you'... / Continue →

What in the...? How could you have possibly screwed this up? WHY IS THE ENTERPRISE ON THE COVER? AND WHERE THE HELL ARE THOSE REVIEWS FROM? Holy shit, seasons 1-4 all in one box? Sold! UPDATE: VHS quality video of a farmer killing chickens for six hours. 3/5 stars. Bl... / Continue →

So a Jumble Bag (link to site) is basically a Woot.com Bag of Crap, except you don't have to sit at your computer jamming F5 for two days straight only to watch the server crash and not get your order processed. $5 gets a random jumble sent to your door (free shipping) and you... / Continue →

NOTE: Video is after the jump because it's too shy to hang out on the front page with all you perverts staring at it. This is a video of a cat testing out the new iPad. And from the look of things, he really seems to be enjoying himself. But is that enough to make the iPad w... / Continue →

If you haven't already seen it, this is a 20-minute review of Avatar by the same monotonously voiced cat who did the nearly hour-long Phantom Menace review. It's pretty good. Not as good as you're looking this morning, but God must have put diamonds in your eyes or some shit ... / Continue →

Well folks, on this eve of the new year I've had the opportunity to do a lot of thinking. Mostly about how to beat the Snow Temple in Zelda: Spirit Tracks. Pushing blocks around on the ice aside, what do you think -- is this new year gonna be a good one? It certainly couldn'... / Continue →

WARING: Slightly NSFW due to crude language and dude's weird-ass voice. This is a 50-minute comedic review of Star Wars: The Phantom Menace in seven parts. This is the first part, the other six I posted after the jump. It's undeniably and infinitely more entertaining than th... / Continue →

I drank this stuff, it was good. It's thick and tastes like Hawaiian Punch concentrate. They recommend you put it in the microwave for 14 seconds to heat it up to body temperate. I did that. That made it warm. It was weird warm. Like licking a fresh wound, but sweeter. I... / Continue →

Want to make LEGO shaped cookies? Well you're in luck thanks to this $10 rolling cookie cutter directly from LEGO! Oh, hold the phone -- I just read a review. I am a very capable and experienced sugar cookie designer. If the dough is not the perfect thickness--not too thick... / Continue →