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  • February 12, 2014
    This is a screenshot from a local news report by WGN in Chicago about an app students are developing that can expunge your criminal record. Unfortunately for her, this student forgot to expunge her browser's history before flashing it on the news, revealing a P0rnhub link and ... / Continue →
  • November 7, 2011
    The US government, best known for doing everything in its power keep the general populace in the dark about anything of interest, has issued a statement claiming no knowledge of aliens or any coverups related to extraterrestrial life. Oh, real cool gubment -- LYING STRAIGHT TO... / Continue →
  • January 29, 2010
    NOTE: F-bomb at 0:24 so turn down the volume there but still listen cause it's funny. This is a news report on how to report the news. It's 100% accurate and will blow your mind wide open like a knowledge bomb just went off inside your skull. Which -- are you getting all thi... / Continue →
  • September 9, 2009
    In a unshocking report released by the New Zealand's University of Wellington, researchers found that most men don't know that women have faces. Only breasts. Haha! But seriously -- what's a face? Researchers found that virtually half - 47 per cent - of men first glance at ... / Continue →
  • August 21, 2009
    No that isn't me. That is a sad gamer. You see, a recent study found that gamers are more likely to be depressed than non-gamers. Shocking, I know. The average gamer is 35, overweight, and more likely to be depressed, says a new study conducted by researchers at the Center ... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2009
    This is a new report from the future. For you doubters of our potential robotic overlords, I'll accept your apologies now. Also, your wallet. I mean it -- this isn't a damn Slim Jim in my pocket. *snap* Mmmm, so it is. Youtube Thanks to samuel and Viktor T, who traveled... / Continue →
  • January 30, 2009
    Remember the reporter that bared his sole to President Bush during a news conference? Well now Muntadhir al-Zaidi's famous footwear is immortalized at an orphanage in Saddam Hussein's hometown of Tikrit, in the form of a giant copper shoe. Assisted by children at the home, sc... / Continue →
  • June 19, 2008
    Who would have thought jolting a body with a shit-ton of electricity isn't super-safe? I know I'm shocked (!). According to a report compiled by CBS News and the Canadian Press, tasers are a lot more dangerous than previously though. ...about one-third of people shot by Tase... / Continue →
  • May 14, 2008
    Wow, I really need to ramp up my efforts to live a more stress free life. I don't wanna end up like this guy, who, in the span of three years, went from a young dapper lad to an old diaper clad. Apparently he's a Japanese news reporter that let the stress of the job get the b... / Continue →
  • February 25, 2008
    If you haven't heard the news, a B-2 Stealth Bomber crashed immediately after takeoff in Guam over the weekend. That's not it crashing in the picture. That's one with the cloud effect commonly associated with breaking the sound barrier (although this B-2 is not breaking the b... / Continue →