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  • Ahahahahhaha: Danish News Station Mistakes Assassin's Creed Rendering For Syrian Skyline
    March 13, 2013
    Because fact-checking is for people who don't have GOOD GUT INSTINCTS, a Danish news station recently displayed a rendering of Damascus from Assassin's Creed instead of the current Damascus skyline like they intended. I've since been fired from my position as head picture find... / Continue →
  • Conceptual Darth Vader Meditation Chamber Fireplace
    February 13, 2013
    This is the conceptual Darth Vader meditation chamber fireplace designed by Dave Delisle. It can be opened and closed to adjust the room temperature or kept closed when not in use. Of course it can't REALLY do anything because it's just a computer rendering and not a real thi... / Continue →
  • Yikes: Wall-E And EVE Reimagined As Total Badasses
    September 10, 2012
    This is a rendering of Wall-E and EVE reimagined as robots you wouldn't want to f*** with by DeviantARTist SgtHK (aka Rafael Benedicto). Wall-E and EVE in their natural forms? I could take them both on wearing nothing but a loincloth and wielding a curtain rod. Wow, referenc... / Continue →
  • Still Needs More Gore: Super Modern Mario Bros.
    June 11, 2012
    This is a 3-D animation called Super Modern Mario Bros. featuring the first level from the original game 'modernized'. It's cute enough to spend a minute watching. Two minutes? I don't know, can't say I would have made it to the end of two minutes without skipping ahead. Of... / Continue →
  • Dr. Who TARDIS Themed Engagement Ring
    March 14, 2012
    This is a TARDIS themed engagement ring designed by Tumblr user Pathetic Paripatetic. Now before all you Dr. Who fangirls start soliciting proposals, it's just a rendering. Granted I suppose you could actually get one made, but then your man would miss out on the opportunity t... / Continue →
  • Puff Puff Slash: Conceptual Lightsaber Rolling Papers
    February 27, 2012
    This are some conceptual lightsaber rolling papers imagined by Geekologie Reader Matt H. I don't know if you can tell by the rendering, but they aren't real. They ARE clever though. this is...a mock up ive made of star wars themed rolling papers that look like lightsabers. t... / Continue →
  • Fugly: What Humans Will Look Like In 50-Million Years
    February 1, 2012
    Humans still alive in 50-million years, LOL. Conceptualized by speculative zoologist Dougal Dixon in the early 80's and published in Omni magazine, these are renderings of what Dixon believes humans might look like after 50-million years of evolution. There's an another versi... / Continue →
  • What Doctor Zoidberg Would Look Like In Real Life
    December 1, 2011
    No, I don't wanna wrestle. This is a rendering of a "lifelike" Doctor Zoidberg created by artist Jared Krichevsky. If the doctor would actually look like this in real life is anybody's guess, but you back over him with my truck and I'll start melting butter in the bathtub jus... / Continue →
  • Unlimited Detail Graphics: Allegedly Offer 100,000x More Detail Than Polygon Graphics
    August 2, 2011
    Sweet rocks bro. This is an 8-minute video of Euclideon CEO Bruce Robert Dell (NOT Bruce Wayne Acer) explaining his company's 'Unlimited Detail Real-Time Rendering Technology', that's allegedly 100,000x more detailed than current polygon-based computer graphics. According to ... / Continue →
  • Summer Movie Posters Rendered In LEGO
    May 10, 2011
    First two robot posts in a row, now two LEGO ones. Looks like it's turning into a 2-for-Tuesday, folks! No -- just a beautiful day in the neighborhood? Then why do I hear screaming and gunshots? *locking door* This is a gallery of this summer's blockbuster movie posters wi... / Continue →