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  • March 20, 2014
    Because Florida will never stop being Florida, a woman set fire to her boyfriend's car after he refused to buy her a McFlurry from McDonalds. No McFlurry?! I would have stapled his balls to the seat and burned his house to the ground too. "Next thing you know, she says 'I'm ... / Continue →
  • March 14, 2014
    These are the $90 Batman and Robin best friend necklaces made by Etsy seller VisionQuest (I f***ing love vision quests). Which friend is going to wear the Robin one? Presumably whoever's the bitch in your friendship, so not you. You are a LEADER. You are an ALPHA MALE. Unl... / Continue →
  • March 4, 2014
    Him? Own a Master Sword replica? I don't believe it. So you might have noticed I didn't write yesterday because I am deathly ill but I am trying to write today but my brain feels like the Jello that somebody's already squished between the gaps in their teeth a couple times, ... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2014
    This is a video of freshly married Elegado and Datan's Final Fantasy themed wedding. They were matrimonied dressed as Squall and a White Mage. Many guests weren't familiar with the Final Fantasy series though, but were encouraged to dress as their favorite characters from any... / Continue →
  • February 28, 2014
    BroApp is a $2 Android app that automatically sends prewritten text messages to your girlfriend so she thinks you're an attentive boyfriend instead of the sad piece of shit you really are. Also -- darl? Who the hell calls their girlfriend, darl? I would break up with you for... / Continue →
  • February 3, 2014
    In a recent interview, JK Rowling has admitted that she wrote Ron Weasley and Hermione Granger together for selfish reasons and that Ron probably wouldn't be able to make Hermione happy in the long run. Clearly she forgot they're characters in a book and by typing 'and they li... / Continue →
  • January 23, 2014
    This is the Batman and Harley Quinn themed engagement ring designed by Daniel Maffett and made by Tom Sayers of Sayers Jewelers for Daniel's fiancé. Just be mindful Catwoman doesn't try to steal it. "My goal going into this design was to create a ring that was traditionally e... / Continue →
  • January 17, 2014
    That's not what a Nintendo controller's plug looks like! This is the Nintendo controller promise ring designed by Paul Michael Design (of Wonder Woman, Pokeball and Triforce ring fame). Why a Nintendo controller for a promise ring? Because, "I Intendo marry you." Not a very... / Continue →
  • January 16, 2014
    Seen here flanked by a Stormtrooper, Starcraft medic and Bumblebee (it just makes sense), Zhao Ming proposes to his girlfriend dressed as Predator. Why? No clue, the article I read said he just wanted a novel way to propose to his girlfriend. Oh, I know -- a hodgepodge of no... / Continue →
  • December 23, 2013
    This is a video of Angel White playing the four-and-a-half minute video game her boyfriend Robert Fink programmed to propose to her. It's cute. Plus they set the video to Lana Del Ray's 'Video Games' to make sure you cry, which you will. Keep going for the video, go HERE t... / Continue →