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  • July 22, 2014
    These are the Samurai Darth Vader and Storm Trooper costumes available for pre-order from Costume Craze ($188 HERE and HERE). That's a little expensive for what I usually spend on my Halloween costume. "What do you usually spend on your Halloween costume?" One trip to the do... / Continue →
  • July 10, 2014
    You ever made it rain before? I did once. I had to sacrifice two goats and perform a sacred ritual under the full moon. It was all very messy and I regret not just trying to bribe Storm. You ever made it rain IN A STRIP CLUB? I have not. Although it would be funny to see ... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is the $70 Sexy Dinosaur Costume available from Yandy. It's perfect for the woman who wants to look like a woman in a ridiculous shiny dinosaur costume. Now I know you probably thought I would be into this, but come on, even I've got my limits. The arm proportions are a... / Continue →
  • July 9, 2014
    This is a new line of depressingly scented candles from The Flicking Candle Company (~$17). They come in scents like Signed Divorce Papers, Cancelled Vacation, Grandma's Last Christmas Tree, College Rejection Letter, Defriend, Freshman 15 Poundcake, Driving While Intoxicated, ... / Continue →
  • July 2, 2014
    Friends Fun Wine (sounds like a great name to market to kids) are coffee flavored wines with about as much alcohol as a moderate beer. They come in a can. Your mom will love them. Unfortunately, they don't contain any caffeine. They screwed that up. Looks like I'll be stic... / Continue →
  • June 26, 2014
    Don't act like you've never thought about it. Because who hasn't dreamed of humping a tablet, Fleshlight has just announced that the LaunchPAD, a Fleshlight-holding iPad case, is now a real $25 product (Fleshlight not included). Previously: the concept for the product I poste... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    Because who doesn't want to pretend to dine on the skulls of their enemies, these are the anatomically correct chocolate skulls cast by Etsy seller BlackChocolateCo. Each skull is made with 1.5kg (~3.3-pounds) of your choice of chocolate and costs $120. *spit-takes blood* Th... / Continue →
  • June 24, 2014
    The AirDog is a GoPro toting quadrocopter drone that uses a body-mounted tracking device to follow you around and film whatever the hell you're doing. Which is probably some EXTREME SPORT. Or getting hit in the head with a quadrocopter. The drones are currently a Kickstarter... / Continue →
  • June 23, 2014
    These are $45 Nanoblock sunglasses. They're covered in LEGO-like studs. They're not LEGO compatible though, they're only Nanoblock compatible. Apparently Nanoblocks are a miniaturized version of LEGO from Japan. Want to build a little Nanoblock fairy trimming your eyebrows?... / Continue →
  • June 5, 2014
    These are the Transformer trucker hats with masks available from Stylin' Online ($22). You can choose between an Autobot hat with Optimus Prime mask or Decepticon hat with Megatron mask. If you're buying one to rob a bank though I suggest going with Optimus so security won't ... / Continue →