FULL DISCLOSURE: I've never actually seen 'How to Train Your Dragon' because any wizard worth his pointy moon and stars hat already knows how to. Now before you start getting all bent out of shape about how anybody could do this to their dog, that's not a dog, it's a person. ... / Continue →

This is the 20-foot long (it looks longer to me but I've ridden real dinosaurs though so I should know) balloon animal Acrocanthosaurus built by balloon-twisting professional (and awesome dude to have at a kid's birthday party) Larry Moss and his team at Airigami for Virginia's... / Continue →

This is a line of creature/dinosaur eyeball lollipops from Etsy seller designerlollipop (of Eye of Sauron and galaxy lollipop fame). Six cotton candy flavored pops will set you back $13 and are the perfect thing to add to a Halloween punch bowl provided you can get them to flo... / Continue →

This are both sides of some dude's beard featuring a raptor and apatosaurus facing off in battle. Or maybe just standing there making eyes at each other. Apparently the beard won some school's 'teacher beard growing competition', which, as far as prestige goes, is only one st... / Continue →

I didn't touch your porridge, I swear! This is a video of filmmaker Gordon Buchanan sitting in a little plexiglass box while an 8-foot, half ton polar bear tries to find its way in to maul and eat him. Come on, you could have at least loosened some of the bolts to give it a f... / Continue →

These are two dinosaur skeleton LEGO sets designed by Geekologie reader jazlecraz that are up for support on the LEGO CUUSO website (where if they reach 10,000 supporters LEGO will review the sets for manufacture). How LEGO hasn't already made sets like these is beyond me. Ki... / Continue →

This is a triceratops tractor. It's a tractor with a metal triceratops attached to it that can move its head and open its mouth. It's the opposite of a muscle car. Get it? Because it's only bones! LOLOLKILLMENOW. Still, I'd drive it. Probably on the sidewalk. I would al... / Continue →

This picture? That's my dream world (except in my dreams it's my peen instead of a flare). Because some insanely rich people are still decent human beings, Australian 5x billionaire Clive Palmer (the same guy building a replica of the Titanic) wants to clone a dinosaur and le... / Continue →

This is a leg tattoo of Hulk flipping the bird. Plus he has his name tattooed on his knuckles because sometimes he's so busy raging he forgets it. Hey, when I'm partying hard I do the same thing. "Here's your beer, what was the name on your tab?" JAGERMEISTER. Thanks to Gle... / Continue →

*pointing at self* This kind of zombie, that's who. You hear that, Chompy? Now we can be together FOREVER. This is Megan's zombie t-rex head tattoo. I plan on luring him to me with a bunch of brains piled under a big cardboard box. Then, pulling the stick that's holding t... / Continue →